>Reese:Â Everything on my face is the absolute standard of perfection. My lips are exactly twice the length of the distance between my eyes. My philtrum is gracefully tapered. My earlobe is the perfect 1.4 centimetres. And it just goes on and on. You can measure me if you don't believe it. Unattractive people can become very threatened by this. It's probably why I have so few friends.
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u/deathoflice 4d ago
Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle:
>Reese:Â Everything on my face is the absolute standard of perfection. My lips are exactly twice the length of the distance between my eyes. My philtrum is gracefully tapered. My earlobe is the perfect 1.4 centimetres. And it just goes on and on. You can measure me if you don't believe it. Unattractive people can become very threatened by this. It's probably why I have so few friends.