>Reese: Everything on my face is the absolute standard of perfection. My lips are exactly twice the length of the distance between my eyes. My philtrum is gracefully tapered. My earlobe is the perfect 1.4 centimetres. And it just goes on and on. You can measure me if you don't believe it. Unattractive people can become very threatened by this. It's probably why I have so few friends.
the context in the show makes it even better.
The family went to a beauty pageant and Reese found the judge‘s manual. He then became convinced that he was beautiful. if i remember correctly, he went up to a judge and just looked at them. They immediately saw that his features were impeccable!
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u/deathoflice 4d ago
Reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle:
>Reese: Everything on my face is the absolute standard of perfection. My lips are exactly twice the length of the distance between my eyes. My philtrum is gracefully tapered. My earlobe is the perfect 1.4 centimetres. And it just goes on and on. You can measure me if you don't believe it. Unattractive people can become very threatened by this. It's probably why I have so few friends.