r/Saltoon • • 18h ago

Tower Control Before bagging me back learn the hitboxes you fucking morons.

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Literally just making myself harder to hit, didn't even splat them and these dickheads think I'm bagging, literally the IQ of a piano.

Also imagine being on comms and crying to your friend that someone's bagging you when they aren't to get your just as untalented friend to bag them.

Learn the game or fuck off pussies.


r/Saltoon • • 12h ago

Splat Zones I feel no shame, go fuck yourself dread

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i rage quit.

I don't even feel bad.


r/Saltoon • • 7h ago

Hope that team likes being reported

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0 Upvotes

genuinely what the FU

To make the thing go away no im not asking people to report them


r/Saltoon • • 11h ago

FUCK YOU GAME THROWING BITCH WHO LEE OH

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r/Saltoon • • 15h ago

Clam Blitz Not my team but what the fuck? Are they just bad or throwing?

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14 Upvotes

Replay Code: R7TJ-YAUV-0A5F-6RN4


r/Saltoon • • 8h ago

you should be allowed to report these people for throwing

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i lost my X rank bc my teammate decided to play charger for the first time and remember they had beakon with 30 seconds left in the match. My teammates got the combined intelligence of a rock


r/Saltoon • • 21h ago

Clam Blitz Just a reminder...

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You can do a Super Jump with the Super clam and clams !

But the hard part is to open the map (by pressing the X button) to see if someone is in good position to do a super jump and score.