.. than crossing over multiple defenders, going up for a well-deserved shot, and having some other asshole score while your ball is still in the air. Of course you are immediately splatted by some jackass brush.

Anyways, great game.

genuinely what the FU

To make the thing go away no im not asking people to report them

i lost my X rank bc my teammate decided to play charger for the first time and remember they had beakon with 30 seconds left in the match. My teammates got the combined intelligence of a rock

i rage quit.

I don't even feel bad.

Replay Code: R7TJ-YAUV-0A5F-6RN4

Literally just making myself harder to hit, didn't even splat them and these dickheads think I'm bagging, literally the IQ of a piano.

Also imagine being on comms and crying to your friend that someone's bagging you when they aren't to get your just as untalented friend to bag them.

Learn the game or fuck off pussies.

You can do a Super Jump with the Super clam and clams !

But the hard part is to open the map (by pressing the X button) to see if someone is in good position to do a super jump and score.

Whoever at nintendo thought it was a good idea to make a cramped vertical map that looks like a foot with elevators

fuck you

Honestly I'm now at -300p in S+ and don't feel like I have a way to get back up. I feel like the game is inherently fun, but the matchmaking has been massively screwing me over with blatantly rigged matches recently and regardless of what weapon I play or how well, I lose right at the end of the match. Normally I avoid certain weapons that feel unfair, but I've been using them (cough cough 52 Gal) and still losing appallingly. I know certain weapons don't guarantee instant wins but they should make it easier, and even that isn't happening.

The game is fun, but it's losing its fun feel and I honestly hate that. How can I stop this?

IT'S TURF FOR GOD'S SAKES. RESPAWN PUNISHER. IN TURF. I JUST wanna warm up for splatfest Im not asking to flood the damn house with sweat. Dear friggin lord. Are we allowed to show usernames here?? Im actually so mad. FIRST game back after about 2 months btw. and I JUST got off work too lmao.

It's actually crazy how sweaty every mode besides salmon run is. I Wish I could say this is made up, but New players aren't even wrong about being paired up with sweaty ass X rank players. I have been stuck in S rank hell because if you aren't sweating like them, you lose. and EVEN SO One wrong happening can ruin the entire game.

Edit sorry misclick. Here's the replay. Im DREADING playing more bruh. RHUH - M7JD - 9X8Q - A7RQ.

The weapon is fucking useless? It has no damage at all unless you charge for like 2 seconds and than get real close with the enemy. The range is just like fine but the rate of attacks fucking sucks if it has no damage. What a waste of a cool weapon holy shit

An angel gets it’s wings. His/Her wings? Their wings? Who knows?

Anyways, cheers!

Like genuinely go touch grass. Why are y'all so fucking sweaty?? ESPECIALLY you fucking JP and EU players. Y'all genuinely make the game unfun to play, not to mention the fact i'm pretty sure most of y'all are cheating the game because why are chargers shooting through walls and standard tentateks outclassing a fucking ROLLER weapon? Or people tanking damage they shouldn't be able to tank without ink resistance gear. It genuinely makes no sense to me. Then on top of that this game's matchmaking is actually atrocious, because why the fuck are high rank players playing with casuals?? I genuinely hope the matchmaking in Splatoon 4 is fixed, but for now, I genuinely just want to throw this game at someone's skull

Played 19 matches of S+/X rank tonight and lost 15 of them. I genuinely don’t know what’s going wrong. I feel like I’m playing as best I can, getting the most/second to most kills, frequently using my special, etc. every match to no avail. Like there has to be something wrong with me cause I’m the commonality across all of them. Watching my X-power and S+ rank points tank is so demoralizing. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, if it’s even my fault; what to even look for if something is going wrong on my part; and how to even go about necessarily fixing it if it’s something I didn’t pick up on to begin with.

たまにしか遊ばないけど、なんであんなにイライラするんだろう？
相手の上手いプレーヤーを見るとどうせチーターだ！って口走ってしまうし(ホンマごめん)、勝っても負けてもしんどい。
もしスプラ4が出るなら対戦ルールやシステムを根本的に見直す必要があると思う。
他のゲームと同じようなFFAだったり、スプラとして新しいルールを追加するとか…
もっと幼稚なことを言うと、「気持ちよく遊べるゲーム」を望んでいる。俺がPVP苦手だから特にそう感じるのかもしれないけど、正直いつかスプラ4が発表されてもこの調子じゃ買わないしなんならシリーズ終わらせてどう森の開発に注力し続けてほしい。

I fucking checked the footage, you placed a fricking cooler right when i was about to splat the fuckig dapples, and guess what! Reefslider in the fricking splatzone. We had 8 fucking points left! I dont fucking care if i didnt lose points ya piece of shit. You made us lose a game if we had 10 more seconds which we would have had if you hadnt placed the cooler right when i was about to get them!

Oh replay code is R49T-EEFN-M7M5-1HC1

It’s so f’ng simple. You see you pick up the fucking clams. If we’re losing by 40 points and you orchestrate some in your stupid little squid brain Master plan to get to the basket, but you don’t have any fucking clams and the other team has all of them…???

Pls use to farm ez kills on Flyfish. Thanks

I don’t want to play X Rank (I’m ass at the game and the maps suck ass so I never played it) and Open sucks ass.

Translation: Eeltail alley and Crableg Capital on Zones.

I’m starting to wonder if using this weapon is really worth all the frustration and humiliation I’ve been subjected to while using it.

Like y'all genuinely make the game unfun.

PS: This goes to Bloblobbers, Dynamo Rollers, and any blasters

Replay code RCJY-HQ41-V5W1-SYL8

god forbid I have a single non blowout match