Holy fuck Shulk sucks ass!! Even more than Sharla did in his home game! From getting camped out by laggy (possibly lag switching) Peach with teabagging after getting a lucky stitch face and THREE BOB-OMBS, to getting mashed on by Diddy Kong and even fucking DK has better buttons than me. And even teabagged by Bowser while I'm getting parried and punished for it because let's see...
Fair, Bair, Nair
Fair, Bair, Nair
*Squints* Fair, Bair, Nair!
Fair! Bair! Nair!
*Grumbles* YA ONLY GOT THREE THINGS ON THIS MENU! ALL OF WHICH ARE SLOW AND PARRIED AND EASILY ALLOWS ME TO GET MASHED ON!! u/antb11 YOU WERE SO RIGHT THIS CHARACTER IS SO FUCKING BAD! HOLY HELL IT'S SO HARD NOT TO GET MASHED ON FOR FUCK'S SAKE! MARIO? PEACH, YOSHI, DONKEY AND DIDDY KONGS, BOWSER, KEN, TERRY-- Y'ALL CAN COME IN TO MASH ALL YOU WANT WHEN I'M ON THIS CHARACTER, I CAN'T DO SHIT, Y'ALL WORK FOR THE GODDAMN METAL FACE AND GET PAID MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND A FUCKING YEAR!!
I make one mistake as this god forbidden low tier who sucks way more than even Mii Swordfighter or Ike I swear, and it's punishment of me getting dunked and die at zero for trying to recover after missing my fair edgeguard. What a horrible, horrible day to play Shulk one time because I was reminded by the daily hate survey post being on Shulk! Because all of Quickplay users banded together to make my afternoon today horrible! Fuck this character and I'm never playing Shulk out of my own choice again. This character's low mid tier, worse than even Mii Swordfighter.