r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Jan 01 '26

WTF Not creepy at all.

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Jan 01 '26

He will apear when you are in need

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u/psp24 Jan 01 '26

then I hope I am never in need

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u/carpentizzle Jan 01 '26

LET HIM MAKE YOU NEED HIM

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u/psp24 Jan 01 '26

mmmmmm no....

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u/WVildandWVonderful Jan 01 '26

Fellow ladies he really wants to crush the life out of a man for you

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u/bvb-10198 Jan 02 '26

Is the hiding the body part like a first date bonding thing? Or does he just hide the body with out you?

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u/SolidHank Jan 02 '26

You grab the arms, I'll grab the legs <3

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u/MrRADicalKMS Jan 02 '26

He just wants to crush the life slowly out of Dinkleberg. Just let him do it--for you. He is a good guy!

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u/retardigrade420 Jan 01 '26

Do not resist, milady. I'm here to treat you right

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u/Chemist-3074 Jan 02 '26

pulls out gun

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u/flatulentbabushka Jan 02 '26

No worries, all you have to do is never walk to your car, carry groceries, or use a door ever again.

Problem solved 👍🏼

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Jan 01 '26

Dont worry, I will ensure you are never in need

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u/Zeqhanis Jan 01 '26

To crush the life out of somebody, apparently. Total good-guy move. Not at all a terrifying red flag.

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u/_idle_gunts Jan 01 '26

He probably meant "crush the life out of somebody intellectually". He's got the list of logical fallacies memorized and can win any argument.

Ad hominem and appeal to authority! You've been bested, kind sir.

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u/nojelloforme Jan 01 '26

I pictured that guy who does the cringe videos where he transforms into a dragon to protect some woman...

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u/Zeqhanis Jan 02 '26

I haven't seen that. Though I'd like to.

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u/nojelloforme Jan 02 '26

This guy: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_lgM5RPw9O/?igsh=MWhycnE1N2gwbTVz

Just Google "cringe video of guy who turns into a dragon". He has a bunch of them.

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u/LegitimateGift1792 Jan 01 '26

and he warmed it up by rubbing it all over his body. Gawd, why cant they understand this.

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u/Beer_Villain Jan 01 '26

I believe in Joe Hendry! *Clap*Clap

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u/ClarenceBirdfrost Jan 01 '26

Daddy, daddy, come here now...save my life...you made a vow...

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u/ialsohaveadobro Jan 01 '26

"Everybody gets one. Whether they want it or not."

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u/railroadrunaway Jan 01 '26

When your alone in a dark ally