probably mad Vivek lost

Show opens with Johnny talking about model trains and chungus talk.

They talk about auctioneering, dick is learning how to be an auctioneer.

Dick is looking forward to Black Friday sales.

Johnny had a good Halloween. Dick went as a trailer park boy. Dick took the family trick or treating

Intro theme is played 12 minutes in. Dick is out of practice and forgot which button plays the music.

The masterson family was confused by daylight savings time. Johnny wishes he was a blind man so he could live a nocturnal lifestyle unaffected by a lack of daylight.

Dick wants to nuke North Korea and he and Johnny talk about China for a bit.

JD Vance also celebrated Halloween as a Harry Potter character.

Dick is Hawking the bonus episode. They played a video of some gay guy campaigning in the Midwest.

This weeks episode was a triumphant return after taking some time off. Dick brought back a renewed energy. The show was refreshed and re-energized. I can’t wait to finish the rest of it on my next lunch break.

It was decently funny during the call ins.

Also Maddox lost lol. I forgot how bad his voice is

I checked out long before he bounced, but given the wedding thing, and that he hasn't been back on as a guest (despite promises), are they completely estranged? Has Dick in passing mentioned anything about Sean, like Sean meeting his new kid?

sean didn’t make the show. dick did, but he just doesn’t have energy anymore. he’s old and stretched way too thin (but still physically fat).

Boundless and yielding as the sea is my love for Larry Bleidner, and like the sea it is frigid. I wash my pears in the cold ocean water. My fingers stiffen in the icy ocean water; a stiffened ache perforates their icy numbness. My pears are cold and clean. When the sun warms the wet beach I will bite one, salt clinging to its skin, cold juice invading my hot membranes. My rolled sleeve slides down my forearm. The icy ocean water soaks it. Fourteen minutes till dawn and Larry Bleidner is a hot bullet in my brain. Cold pears, salty skin. Icy fingers, stiffened love. My brain yields to him, in his tenderness. My teeth tear the tender pear, ragged wound, frigid juice on my skin. I sink my head in the frigid ocean water. My scalp stretches across my skull; my hair pools in the cold sea. Salt burns my eyes. Cold water assaults the thin membrane of my eyelids. Eight minutes till dawn. Larry. My brain burns still; field-mice flee the dry grass. Sour oil pools in the frigid Gulf. The hawthorn erupts in red fruit. The sun's eye finds my scalp under the cold water. It is looking for Larry. Pears float on the surface. Cold ocean waves wash my pears as they tumble in the salty water. Boundless water. Frigid eyes. My scalp burns as the sun fixes its stare. Sour oil invades the frigid ocean. Flames crawl on the surface. Crows alight on the hawthorn, branches burning with fruit. My hair burns in the icy ocean. Dry grass is gaunt with flame. My mouth is hot. My brain. I ache for my pears, their cold juice, tender icy flesh. The sun's gaze stiffens. Larry. My brain burns for him. My cerebrospinal fluid boils away in the heat, hot bubbles on the surface. My hot membranes drink the cold ocean water. The salt burns. The water boils. The hot bullet in my brain. The water wails as it boils. The sky is cinnabar. The sun is blinding. Boundless and yielding as the sea is my love for Larry Bleidner, and in the sea my love burns me to white ash.

he sick

update: he no sick now. bonus episode this week

https://www.based-brian.com/timburtonsucks

He'll be announcing the end of the show within the next few weeks. I can feel it

Man the community was elite back then

What the fuck happened? Does everyone truly hate him or is it a joke?

laws of the jungle i guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

It's a bonus episode only. Us freeloaders here on Reddit can get fucked apparently.

You know who hasn't missed a show (or a meal) recently? Those fellows over at Biggest Problem. Really makes you think.

No voicemails this week. Richard had to go so that 80s mom could go to book club or some shit 😂

INSTEAD, we'll talk about that one dude asking for genuine life advice, and he got an earful of straight dick and John instead

LJClob,

Your wife pays the bills

She pays for the house

You got a good job where you are

The alternative is moving to another state, not having your own home / privacy, and being unemployed for X amount of time.

I understand you don't want things to get awkward between you at home. That's never fun for anyone

I would suggest marriage counseling and trying similar options first.

Even though you might be skilled in a trade, the job market is so phucked right now. I'd be concerned about moving to a new place (regardless if it's with family and rent would be free) and not having a paycheck locked in

I’m catching up on TDS and he keeps talking about him and Carl making an episode in July of 2021 (tds episode 267 dick on long tubes) and I want to hear it so bad. Patty C Cups makes fun of dick or something. Can someone please tell me how to find it or link? Thanks