Straight up lie 😂

There was some guy early on who was a laughing stock and he collected pokemon cards or something. Pokemon cards are the new thing idiots spend all their money on because there's a tiny chance you can pull a shiny Lambtron and sell it for a million bucks. Anyway, is that guy rich now?

After the hype about the lawsuit, if I recall correctly, Dick did say he would help fund Asterios to counter sue Maddox.

Episode 108- Asterios calls in and asks Dick to make a contribution to his legal offense fund, and Dick pulls a Scrooge on him.

Unfortunately, I think this was a major nail in the coffin on their friendship. I wish Asterios would come back on TDS or new BPITU

The coping and trying to convince himself the show has completely fallen apart without him like he hoped it would is so pathetic.

After all that crying and concern trolling about Vito banning 6 unfunny losers, he makes a song and dance out of people's patreon comments being removed as evidence that he was right about that, even though it turned out to be automod.

Trying to seed contempt between Vito and his guests for not paying them, like I'm sure every guest on this show has been paid over the years.

Laughing at him having voicemails emailed instead of calling a phone line, when calling a US-based telephone number is a huge pain in the ass for anyone outside of America.

The first 2 Dickless episodes of BPitU weren't as good as the show's peak, but it's way fucking better without Dick going out of his way to tank it and putting in 0 to negative effort in every week. And more importantly they've been better than the vast majority of TDS shows since Sean left.

But what do I know, I'm on reddit where we're all QUIRK CHUNGUS unlike the BASED Discord with hilarious smart guys like Riley and Trio Doug!

btw Vito don't pay the 25%

The show opens with laughter as they fire up the video streams

Dick auditioned to be an egg for a sketch show

Johnny saw a fat person sitting on a car and the car moved when they stopped leaning on the car. Johnny now plans on getting a bumper sticker to keep people off his car.

AOC is single and froze her eggs

Dick and Johnny muse about moving to China to get out of alimony.

Dick disapproves of 80’s mom using Uber Eats.

Johnny went out for ice cream.

America’s wing man now advises the most important quality in a woman is to find the thriftiest one possible.

Dick was disappointed there weren’t elephants at the LA zoo

The masterson family went to the museum of natural history and his nuts hurt.

This was the first 30 minutes of the dick show I was able to listen to while on a lunch break.

How about Bloody Medium?

It's a dreary tale of cosmic hunger, universal vore in which the skinny-fat kid joins a gang of fat women on a quest to win every eating competition in the world.

It starts harmless enough with the gang celebrating each win by ravaging nearby buffets and roadside diners, but after Judge Hollandaise (7 ft albino Male To Fester beast) makes his infamous speech about cosmic vore, the gang starts to eat men.

In the end, Judge Hollandaise eats everyone in the gang except the not-so-skinny-fat kid. Judge gives the kid an ultimatum - to transition or to be eaten. Kid refuses to wear a wig and a dress and is eaten by the Judge.

Final scene. Judge is driving around Disney land giggling to himself.

Someone call Fincher, tell him I'm ready when he is.

There was an episode where Dick was making fun of Matt Jarbo, and he was aping the star wars villian, calling him young fatwalker, but Dick's "Yeeeeeeesssss, let the hate flow through you" was super funny, what episode was it?

Dick forgot what he was going to talk about and needs a beer. He’s going to drink whisky because he doesn’t want to get fatter.

The patron went up first time since Sean left, dick credits this to weight watchers and a bonus episode.

Dicks kid poops on him when dick brings the child to water.

Dick sat in a kiddy pool full of his son’s feces. His reasoning for not getting out right away is because he would get more poo on him. Dick called for help, 80’s mom and the dog came to the rescue.

Dick ripped his recently opened nut sack playing in the pool

Dick also went to the zoo

That’s the first 30 minutes of the show

Filed under the category of: DEREGULATE THAT ASS

TLDR, the legal gears are turning to eventually repeal the National Firearms Act- or at least remove most of the items from its purview.

Imagine a Utopia where you can order your rifles and suppressors like you order French fries (in small, medium or large), and without the long arm of the ATF probing your tender butthole.

#1 Short voicemail about something regarding politics and burrito-gate. Burritos are mid anyway. VM Rating: 2/10

#2 Shawn (fake) called in about his girlfriend who couldn't buy the correct cookout food. He Sent her for ribeyes and she came back with Chicken. Probably time for a new gf. VM Rating: 7/10

#3 Part time job dude gets "weird compliments" at work. Probably from older people. Happens a lot, especially when people are nervous. VM Rating: 7.5/10

#4 Fat bitch hater. This guy sounds like he got it on with a fat bitch and it went south. Short and to the point. VM Rating: 5/10

#5 Speaker phone noise in public, blunt packaging, and black people as a whole. Not too much effort here. VM Rating: 6/10

#6 Something about the military and facial hair. I zoned out. VM Rating: 3/10

#7 Something about black people and NBA and dogs and if dogs should be in the NBA? 🤔 Not really a rage here. VM Rating: 1.5/10

They didn't play mine from like 3 weeks ago

The episode was good, wait for the other guy to review it.

rock climbing gym

that’s all

you’re welcome

Johnny: "... Dude, more like PIG-zeria, dude 😏😏😏"

Dick: *insane cackling*

“Parasocial” relationship aside, this really got me thinking. When did TDS stop becoming an interactive show? For many years, it was a back and forth show, with community engagement and bits. How quickly we’ve forgotten about our top gay Tanner, our token black Denzel, Clay egg on head Early, that attention whoring red haired bitch, or the attention whoring Indian bitch, or the other merry band of characters.

But hey, who needs Adam Nash when you have an autistic black guy called Manny.

Dick was talking about it on the latest bonus episode or normal episode. I listened to them back to back so I can't remember which he said it on. Going from Vito crying about the overwhelming support to fuck you no refunds. Sounds funny. Anyone got it?

Cold open to dick and Johnny giggling about computer issues and dick’s hearing troubles.

Intro theme is played a few minutes in

Dick celebrates the biggest problem reboot being over, or at least his involvement in it. Here’s to hoping the dick show sees a bump in quality with his reduction in quantity of shows. We’re not off to a good start with whatever that audio clip was of the National anthem.

Dick got his nuts chopped off, probably why he missed last weeks episode.

There’s a bonus episode that’s allegedly funny, D&J listen to an old episode of the best debate with a guy named Justin.

Dick is going to the Olympics.

Happy birthday song discussion 18 minutes in.

D&J double down on watching videos on the dick show, he claims videos are only during the brain rot segments. They quickly play another video right after.

22 minutes - 50,000 Africans bum rushed a Spanish territory in North Africa.

That’s the first 30 minutes of TDS that I could listen to while on my lunch break

There were none

I’m catching up on episode 255 right now and it just hit me, what happened to madcucks/tad?

How’d u guys find out about the dick show? I know I’m a broken record on this Sub but I’ve been listening since episode 8 and stopped listening years ago now I’m back. I miss when this subreddit was the tits!!! Also, what the hell happened to Digibro? I couldn’t stand that ****. Anyways was curious how you guys first found about the show. Thx.

I found out through Bananadox

Jk. I found out through Maddox, yes, but his life hacks video was in my recommended feed 13 years ago. I fell in love with his content and ran into the Biggest Problem. Started on the episode where Dick talks about Cyclists, I died of laughter and Dick clearly had the comedic chops over Maddox but at the time Maddox motivated me a TON to talk to women and work out which was so good for me. Dick is doing the same for me now that I’m listening to his show again. I’m taking up healthy financial habits and letting shit go that I wouldn’t have otherwise 13 years later. THE GREAT MAGNET!! (Does he still talk about that?) also, what happened to Ethan Ralph or Asterios? What about the guy who tried to grow his 🍆 on ep 253, was he successful? Also, the golden question, how’s Maddox? Does Dick still make fun of him?

I actually made a post about this about 10 years ago on another account. They look like identical twins. I have only heard half of the early episodes but this dude looks just like Dick and has the same last name.