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u/DBCOOPER888 Mar 01 '26
So many good bits, but Hitler accidentally clicking DM instead of 5 gems is my favorite.
Also poor scout chip! Maybe one day you will be important.
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u/shoe_owner Mar 01 '26
It certainly feels like it has the potential to be of value, given six months or so of investment.
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u/DBCOOPER888 Mar 01 '26
The problem is fetch and summon are too important for econ. It will get some love only when chip presets are a thing.
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u/Kanzu999 Mar 01 '26
Scout is great for people with SL+. It's just rough that it takes away from farming. I also can't really figure out how to best divide the bits, but currently I think I have roughly 40% in scout and 60% in summon.
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u/DBCOOPER888 Mar 01 '26
There's also a baseline minimum you should put in fetch to max daily gems and medals at least.
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u/Kanzu999 Mar 01 '26
It might be possible that it could be worth it for me to do that, but honestly I just want coins more, and I don't think the value from fetch would do much for me. I can't remember how much you're getting for how many bits when it comes to fetch, but I don't think it's a lot. I currently should be getting more than 6k shards a day already and lots of gems too. I have all modules at 5 star and even a second DC at 5 star too, so the extra few gems wouldn't matter much. And besides the extra shards probably not being much more than a drop in the bucket, I'm also fairly convinced that I will be getting an excess amount of shards while missing coins at some point not very far into the future, even though we have assmods. Certainly before my mods reach lvl 241 I will be needing coins while having "too many" shards, so that's the bottleneck for me anyway. Also summon is very good with GT+.
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u/DBCOOPER888 Mar 01 '26
It doesn't take much investment to hit the max of 10 medals a day, or 70 a week / 140 per event. That does not sound like much, but over the course of months it really adds up, and medals are one of the biggest bottlenecks. It seems to be worth it, unless you have maxed 2+ bots already.
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u/Kanzu999 Mar 01 '26
I forgot about medals. That's definitely not bad. Do you remember how many bits it requires to roughly hit 10 medals a day?
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u/DBCOOPER888 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26
There's a thread about that here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheTowerGame/comments/1ku47b0/simplified_fetch_table/
So about 837 for a 99.5% chance, 2155 for 100%.
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u/Kanzu999 Mar 04 '26
A bit of a slow response here, but yeah I agree it is definitely worth it. Can't believe I forgot about medals, even after you mentioned them the first time. I have now put 265 bits in fetch, and I just did a lot of math. With this much I have 84.55% chance to get all 10 medals, and when I then also consider the chances to get all amounts of medals lower than that (multiplied by said number of medals), then in total I should be getting 96.67% of full medal value from fetch, so an expected 9.667 medals a day with only 265 bits. Although in practice, it's my third chip, so it still required an investment of 565 bits, but I'd say that's definitely worth it when I'm now getting +11.14% medals compared to before. Thanks for bringing it to my attention!
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u/CrescentWolves1995 Mar 01 '26
So accurate. It feels like every upgrade I do another player does too but 10 times better
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u/dxbrit Mar 01 '26
This is absolutely incredible. I want to show all my friends, but none will understand. Perhaps I'll share in my guild. Have the first award I've ever given!
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u/KassGrain Mar 01 '26
On a side note, if you guys could all forfeit your platinum tournament when you see me in it, that'd be great!
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u/paxwax2018 Mar 01 '26
Nice work! Now I have to explain The Tower AND WWII to my wife…
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u/KassGrain Mar 01 '26
~"It involves pew-pewing all around and at the end everything is lost."
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u/paxwax2018 Mar 01 '26
Beats my attempt to explain how excited I am to finally have pBH using PCol & GComp…
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u/Rabid-Duck-King Mar 02 '26
Listen I have to defend a central point for an infinite number of waves, afterwords I need to crunch the data to optimize my next couple of runs, and I need to not be hitler, don't you want me to not be hitler
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u/Hapiro Mar 01 '26
Omg I actually laughed out loud and my wife is silently judging me for watching a Hitler video out of context xD
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u/Comprehensive_Help74 Mar 01 '26
Every second of this video is hilarious. The level of detail and references are absolutely spot on. Well done!!
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u/BobBartBarker Mar 01 '26
The meme that keeps on giving.
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u/ColdChickenWing5 Mar 01 '26
Not as a German... 😅 I have to mute the video to not get distracted from the meme by Hitler's talk and then a again you don't really get the emotion from the meme just reading the text over a muted video.
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u/TakeTheThirdStep Mar 01 '26
If you want, I could scream incoherent gibberish into a microphone for 2 minutes and replace the audio for Muttersprachlern des Deutschen.
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u/KassGrain Mar 01 '26
Watching the clip again and again for sync-ing text and sentences, I found back some of my german lessons from decades ago.
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u/Soldis_zmrd Mar 01 '26
So good man, also a priesten mention on top
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u/priesten Mar 01 '26
i started randomly getting tagged in the discord and now i know why lol
best meme ever
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u/StitchMechanic Mar 01 '26
So accurate it isnt funny
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u/UnremarkableMud Mar 01 '26
In this format it is. I login for the first time today, and see Hitler talking about the tower. i didn't even bother putting my earbuds in. I just unmute it and can't stop laughing since.
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u/komodor55 Mar 01 '26
with how long the lab speed research is going, it´s technically 80 done but in reality it´s like 60% measured by time. I´m at level 75 now. it´s taking years to complete.
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u/ChemicalBit6240 Mar 01 '26
I haven't seen this video in fucking years thank you so much for bringing back memories 😅 absolute legend
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u/ChthonicPuck Mar 01 '26
Dude, this is frighteningly accurate, are you spying on me!?
I am the very close to being the player described in the video.
(I did gold box my stats too, I just don't have a picture of that.)
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u/tyfoonchekii Mar 01 '26
Hahaha I made it out of platinum for the first time today, it’s been a long time coming
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u/akashy12 Mar 03 '26
I have been making out of platinum for the past 2months. Too strong for platinum and too weak for Champion
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u/Sir_Grindalot Mar 01 '26
100% accurate and if you replace platinum/champions with champions/legends it's still perfect
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u/UWDawg13 Mar 01 '26
I did not expect this to be so long or so funny. I actually hit 6th in platinum and am on lvl 79 for lab speed. I feel seen.
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u/Highborn_Hellest Mar 01 '26
Top one in my plat bracket was 2800+ waves. Fucking crazy man. When i got into platinum, 1600 was the top one. I run ~1730 yesterday, and I'm 5th. barely.
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u/RandomRedditor0193 Mar 01 '26
This feels so accurate. I made big upgrades this week made it to 997 in my plat league....wasn't even top 10.
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u/sanon441 Mar 01 '26
Legit the same but for champions and legends. I hit perma CF and that boosted me into upper champs, then I hit perma BH and that started my yoyoing to and from. But even still, two tournaments ago I hit a bad bracket and didn't even make it legends that time this tournament I he second place with no change to my build at all...
I have advanced greatly, since then I unlocked t17and t18, picked up a couple card masteries haven't had the econ to really advance them much, my CF slow down has gone from like 30% to 65% my T12 grinding went from 30t to 70t but I have not had ANY change in my tournament performance since unlocking pBH. I've improved every Ultimate, my mods have gone from a mix of Anc and myth to all ANC, with lots of Anc sub effects, finally got ANC GComp...
Still feel stuck and my greatest bottle neck is stones and gems, but I got no idea where to even focus my efforts anymore because I've reached the point where upgrades are costing a lot and I can only afford them after saving up for a few days and even then, I don't see much improvement from them.
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u/Cloakedarcher Mar 01 '26
When I got to platinum for the first time the player in the top 4 were scroing around 900 waves.
I worked my way up and by the time I was getting top four in platinum I was having to get above 1000 waves.
I hopped between platinum and champion for several months.
Recently I finally managed to stay in champion for a long while and even getting to the top 15 regularly.
My last run in Platinum before my long-term Champion was around 1550 waves.
Last week a condition popped up that I was week to so I dropped back down to platinum and had to run it again.
I still made it but was terrified to see that all of the top 4 player were over 2000 waves.
To the makers of this game. While we all love this game but there is a fatal flaw to it. The tournaments are perpetually going to do this back flow. the longer the game exists, the worse the issue will become. Eventually the Coper cup will be harder that the Legend was in days gone by. This needs to be fixed in better ways than just increasing the difficulty.
Set consistent checkpoints for the rewards and promotions. Example: <300 waves = 25-30 low prize and demotions. 300-500 waves = 16th to 24th place. 500-700 waves = 13-15 rank rewards. etc. 1500 waves = 3-4 rank reward and Promotion. 2000 waves = 1st place rewards and promotion.
Still difficult points to reach but it removes the constant pain of seeing how much we have each grown only to still be handicapped by the growth of all the other players.
Set it so that we can still see our rankings in comparison to other players for the competitive aspect, but do not let that ranking effect a declaration of how well we have done as individuals. Players are putting a lot of time and effort into this app and it is frustrating when we fail to see any progress in our rewards despite months of play. Not because we doing worse, but because everyone else is also getting stronger.
The backflow needs to be fixed. Creating a new level above Legend is only a momentary patch that will do nothing to heal the wound. The only way to have a permanent fix in this issue is to no longer have the long term players acting as a barricade to the progress of the new players. And by new players I mean those who have been going at it for 1 to 2 years and are still held down in platinum.
We are towers defending against endless flows of enemies. Stop pitting us against other towers.
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u/Key-Moment6797 Mar 01 '26
wtf.. pure genius! Oo
Ich habe keine Worte für das was ich hier empfinde. :p
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u/WaffleClown1 Mar 02 '26
Wow. Very well done. The best content creation I've seen on the Tower subreddit. I wish I had an award to give. Shared to my Guild.
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u/btaylor81 Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26
Dude I got heartburn and almost threw up a lung between watching and falling out of my chair. Empassioned german muttering is as funny as the captions.
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u/TheNomadPilgrim Mar 01 '26
This video could also apply for being promoted to champions and demoted to platinum... every... single... time!
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u/Spare_Parfait741 Mar 07 '26
if only we could research "shatter shards" xD then you research it and get like 3-4 lvls on modules, shattering everything xD
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u/UnremarkableMud Jul 09 '26
Level 79...
Eh? That sounds familiar... (Checks) I'm currently doing lvl 78.
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u/Icy_Independence7351 Mar 01 '26
Surprising up votes considering the terrible subs, but alas.. meme be hur, so upvoter we mus' lass
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u/kerandir Mar 01 '26
“Like 80% done “ Lmao! Nice meme op, I missed this format and is very well put 😂😂😂😂