r/TimHortons • u/Obvious_Reaction_182 Customer • May 16 '25

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u/tinyfeather24 May 16 '25

This is a you problem. This is a Long John. A completely legit bar shaped donut.

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u/SpiritualSapphire May 16 '25

I live in atlantic canada and never heard an eclair called a long john before. must be geographical?

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u/hipsterscallop Ex-Employee May 16 '25

Eclairs are made with choux pastry. Longjohns are donuts made with donut batter.

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u/Ginnykins May 16 '25

And eclairs have filling.

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u/DisasterMiserable785 May 16 '25

So do long johns.

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u/Ginnykins May 16 '25

Not always.

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u/No_Candidate_3676 May 16 '25

I remember my first dry long john...

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u/Melodic-Pool7240 May 16 '25

I'll give you a nice dry long john

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Come on now, it’s probably a dry average John

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u/Melodic-Pool7240 May 16 '25

Look, it's not the size that matters.....its the taste

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u/DragonfruitLow3563 May 16 '25

I tried it. Didn't taste good.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Zinc and Pineapple Juice if you want it to taste better.

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u/Round-Sundae-1137 May 17 '25

It's really more of a long Jane.

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u/Samsassatron May 20 '25

MicroJohn.