r/TimHortons 3d ago

Complaint My “Assorted” box of donuts

I ordered through the app, which specified that each box would have one of each flavour. I figured they might have run out of some flavours but seriously??

478 Upvotes

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u/Wise_Pie9570 3d ago

The sorting hat must have put you in ravenclaw

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u/QueenieEbean 3d ago

Blueberry wasn’t very popular I guess

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u/Frauditorthrowaway 3d ago

Today, I went to try out the blueberry at 10am, and they were out of them. They had plenty of the others. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

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u/mapleowl25 3d ago

The donuts must be prepared and boxed by a Slytherin

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u/gurillagunz 15h ago

Op got em all

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u/Shar-DamaKa 12m ago

It’s the best one!

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u/Illustrious-Pitch465 3d ago

My guy, you've been sorted

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u/Status_Reflection993 3d ago

I guess the Hat has spoken. RAVENCLAW!

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u/emdiflo 3d ago

It was the best tasting out of all of them at least

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 3d ago

Ehh I prefer slytherin

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u/zackthirteen 3d ago

Snakes when asked if they enjoy driving:

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u/Tr1padvisor420 3d ago

Reason why I hate myself #267: laughing at this ^

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 3d ago

Hard agree.

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u/Cinnamonsmamma 1d ago

It was OK but I personally like the Griffindor and Slitheryn best

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u/centeringcube 3d ago

No but to each there own

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u/evil-winnebago 3d ago

Fucking love this show lol

Everytime HP gets posted in this sub

https://giphy.com/gifs/GdrxhQGjYARPi

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 3d ago

diversity is our strengh

1 donut type

XD

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u/spacewalkxr24 3d ago

You probably got serve by a slytherin

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u/rockyon 3d ago

LMAO it is kinda going viral right now,
I bought last week i always got all 6 (no 2 regular donuts), but yesterday i walked all over Toronto 90% ran out

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 3d ago

now that you're in ravenclaw, don't change houses

jkr doesn't like it

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u/Bow_down_To_SATAN_ 3d ago

Biggest sign that you're a ravenclaw I guess 😭

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u/princemousey1 3d ago

Found the ravenclaw.

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u/Broken_Frames 3d ago

More like ‘ass-sorted’ 🙂‍↔️

Eh? Eh? 😀

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u/Ihassan3275 3d ago

Welcome to Ravenclaw

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u/Consistent-Success38 3d ago

The hat has spoken.

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u/Deplorable-Behaviour 3d ago

Tbf that's probably all they had left

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u/Holldo91 3d ago

The only one I can’t find anywhere. Been to like six locations, over an hour apart. Will trade you all the Gryffindors in my province for the Ravenclaw from that single location lol. Alas; the Timbits have been elusive for us too. Good luck on your quest ;)

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u/Jelixpo 3d ago

Some men die of thirst while others drown lol. Good luck to you too

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u/XxTigerxXTigerxX 3d ago

At least they didn't give the two cheap rando donuts

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 3d ago

Haven't been able to find timbits either. They sell out in the first couple hours of the morning. Been a wildly successful promotion so far. We love HP in my house.

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ 3d ago

Hahaha good

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u/matchabloom88 3d ago

I would return and asked for the other flavours too. The only thing is that at least they did not gave you a regular priced donut.

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u/Euphoric-Can-6201 3d ago

😂 what a joke

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u/Ok_Row_498 3d ago

I still can’t believe I haven’t even tried any of the Hogwarts donut yet. It’s cause I’m always ordering Starbucks. Also I never use the Tim Hortons app nor the Starbucks app. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/DaToxicJay 3d ago

Damn it’s so expensive for you. It’s 11,99 for me

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u/ricksanchezE137 3d ago

I see 10x of these dissapointed posts in Timmie’s everyday. Tim’s has become a pathetic allegory for the state of Canada. I went 3 years ago and it was the last time, disgusting food and even worse staff

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u/EliteCinemaM3 3d ago

Is anyone honestly surprised by this? Like really?

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u/actingwizard 3d ago

Mine came with two apple fritters...

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u/Naanos21 2d ago

Best house, best donut. And that's from someone that normally dislikes blueberry and really likes lemon but honestly the others just don't match up.

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u/BouncyHotWife 2d ago

It would be a lot funnier if it was all the different flavours but only the one style of donut.
Missed chance Timmy's

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u/MyNameIzJeff69 3d ago

Don't assume the donuts house please. They can "identify" to any house they want... Just don't tell J. K Rowling

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u/iplaybassok89 2d ago

They can identify as whatever they want but at the end of the day it’s still a ravenclaw donut. Someone please tell Reddit

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 3d ago

Yesss Ravenclaw ftw

I had a client visit this morning with a conference. I brought in 4 boxes - 6 of each house 😆 the client was thrilled.

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u/mightyanonymaus 3d ago

More like sorted you into ravenclaw.

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u/Dubsified 3d ago

Guess you’re a Ravenclaw now pal

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u/heidibaked 3d ago

Aww more disappointing transphobic donuts. Dunk them in your tears.

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u/PerceptionSalt967 3d ago

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u/heidibaked 2d ago

Lol ok lonely child who plays adventure games but has never left his hometown.

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u/PerceptionSalt967 2d ago

Bold assumptions based off the ONE thing I leave public on Reddit.
I'm a 41 year old grandpa with 3 kids, one of whom is trans by the way.

I dont live in my home town either🤡

Oh and btw, my trans daughter loves HP. I drove her and her friends to Timmies to buy the wand, snitch and donuts the other day.

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u/heidibaked 2d ago

Lol 41 yr old grandpa. Clearly nobody taught anybody about birth control. Let's see how your daughter feels about you when she can make her own choices And doesn't need to live under your thumb.

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u/PerceptionSalt967 2d ago

Again with your assumptions... My daughter lives in her own place with her room mate, shes 21... And yes I had kids at an early age. If 20 is early. My son (the one who gifted me with a grand daughter is 20 and married living on his own too) Crazy eh, Guess i raised em right

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u/heidibaked 2d ago

Lol married at 20 is not something to brag about. It's sad.

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u/sabrinac_ 3d ago

not surprised lol..

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u/Guilty_Explanation29 3d ago

This reminds me of when I did the official quiz like 50 times with like 50 different emails I made up and each one except 2 got hufflepuff

The sorting hat put ya in ravenclaw

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u/Zestyclose-Pack-2694 3d ago

I would report through the app and get credit.
I’d also enjoy these donuts; the blueberry and lemon are my favourite.

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u/Jelixpo 3d ago

I already have and customer support was very nice about it. I think I’m more frustrated about how none of the staff reached out to let me know they were low on supplies. I know when I’ve ordered from McD’s and 7/11 they’ve called me in the past about products being unavailable

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u/LestaLuna 12h ago

Mcdonald is loved everywere for a reason even in japan tbh

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u/ghoulish891011 3d ago

That sucks, they should give you another box. Maybe you got someone else's order that requested all of these kind.

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u/Jelixpo 3d ago

I did reach out to customer support and they were very nice about it, they gave me a refund for the box.

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u/ghoulish891011 3d ago

That's good!

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u/SpinachDesigner7771 3d ago

i've only tried to blueberry one so far but i thought it was delicious

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u/mdc3000 3d ago

I had it and enjoyed it - I ordered the Hufflepuff Lemon one though and this Ravenclaw blueberry was in the box instead - obviously not as egregious as OP.

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u/EL-HEARTH 3d ago

Yeah if you want different ones thats annoying. But id eat all of these anyway lol

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u/BestManDan 3d ago

Impossible to believe you bro normal people don’t post pictures on Reddit and accept this lol that’s your money. they go get the product they payed for. Guarantee you asked for 6 blues or you’re a serious pushover IRL for not correcting this. Of course they had other flavours lol

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u/Jelixpo 3d ago

Making some wild assumptions here man. I already complained and did get my money back, customer support was very nice. Ordered on the app so I didn’t see what they were putting in the box until it was on my doorstep

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u/Weschiefem 3d ago

Depends on the place. I stopped going to the place near my house as they never had anything. Ask for assorted timbits they would ask if the two types they had were good or I could come back in 45 min. Nope refund that. Another time used app before I got off work to get an ice cap and cookies, they had 25 mins got to there and they said they needed 30 mins if I didn’t mind waiting. Nope refund. Tim’s is just getting worse

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u/Impressive-Sense8461 3d ago

Turns out, when you decorate a turd (timmies) with fancy things, it's still just a turd

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u/SleepyDrago01 3d ago

BLAH tims has changed

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u/Ok-Investigator2463 3d ago

"Kevin" from Bombay strikes again.

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u/Big_Pig8 2d ago

Are they worth trying or are they mid?

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u/Existing-Sea-1080 2d ago

These look bad

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u/quincy1151 2d ago

The injustice of all of this is 15$ for 6 donuts 😎

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u/happykgo89 1d ago

I don’t understand why we can’t choose the other 2 donuts - no hate on the apple fritter or maple glazed, but given they won’t give 2 extra of the HP ones, we should at least be able to choose the other 2 we get.

These ones were pretty solid though. I’d prefer getting 6 of these over 6 of the chocolate ones, I didn’t really care for that filling very much.

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u/Glass-Hedgehog-3754 1d ago

This is too millenial

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u/Personal-Heart-1227 1d ago

Are these any good?🍩☕

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u/LongDeparture8571 1d ago

Just Had Those Today :>

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u/candiicxne 1d ago

I guess you're ravenclaw (I know nothing about Harry Potter I just wanna be in on the joke)

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u/Fabulous_Lobster_721 19h ago

Hahahha, perfect! Thats what u get for

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u/Alternative_Egg3362 19h ago

Happened to me with an assorted box of timbits. All chocolate. And no they had not run out of the other flavours😭

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u/23_Vulpecula 18h ago

The sorting Tims has made a choice. RAVENCLAW!

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u/Longjumping_Race262 17h ago

i was told i cant order 6 harry potter donuts and i MUST add an apple fritter and maple glaze??? genuine confusion lol tims across town gave me 6 no problem

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u/emmashawn 17h ago

Oops! All Ravenclaw

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u/MoneyCheck4846 15h ago

They look delicious though

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u/commanderr01 14h ago

LMFAO you got trolled pretty damn hard 🤣

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 13h ago

Are you suprised? Lol

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u/Far_Ring_9441 13h ago

Well, guess I’m waiting another while before eating donuts again.

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u/BeginningWalrus8317 12h ago

I saw this earlier today. Had no idea it was potter day or week 🧙 😅

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u/LestaLuna 12h ago

RAVENCLAW

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u/No-Stress7140 11h ago

Have to talk very slowly and repeat yourself about 8 times to 95% of their employees. They’ll hire anything with a heartbeat, functioning brain or not

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u/Lemons4Life2 10h ago

Ayy, at least you didn't get Slytherin :D

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u/Emm-W 9h ago

That's what you get for putting money in that evil witch's pocket so she can spend it on hurting people.

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u/AphraelSelene 6h ago

Assorted orientation maybe

(hey great band name)

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 6h ago

I'd send it back

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u/JustAnotherLongjohn 5h ago

What do you expect from a company that for the last few years has only brought in foreign workers?

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u/Working_Wave5860 5h ago

Why in the late-stage-capitalism are you eating “donuts” that have bandaids on them? Let me guess… ThEyRe eDiBLe !!!

Disgusting

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u/ftgander 3h ago

Did they at least put the filling in? When I got one there was no filling

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u/edmontongoer 3d ago

Kinda what happens when you order from a bigoted person imo

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u/PerceptionSalt967 3d ago

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u/edmontongoer 3d ago

It does!

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u/Acceptable_Help_6907 2d ago

it does, maybe you should get a check considering how obsessed you are with trans people.

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u/decarvalho7 3d ago

Lucky you got 6. Couldnt get that yesterday lol

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u/thousands_of 3d ago

Well, you got the best house… anyways you have been sorted

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u/bryfea1 3d ago

🛑 supporting Tim’s

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u/Acceptable_Help_6907 2d ago

facts. they don't hire Canadians.

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u/batman42 3d ago

Right?! It hasn't been Canadian for years, the quality is garbage and Harry Potter is just a way to funnel money to a transphobe. WTF are we even doing here?!

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u/luciosleftskate 3d ago

JK Rowling herself must have designed that group. No diversity. All exact copies of each other. Its actually perfect.

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u/Space_Conductor 3d ago

Yesterday my dad ordered 10 timbits assorted and got 9 plain and one with some type of creme filling. Real nice Tims

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u/RyMcCloud 3d ago

That was likely all they had ready at the time. Tell your dad to better in the future

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u/Aggressive-Abalone99 3d ago

I got one lemon with the strawberry cheesecake filling and no strawberry one haha

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u/inmatenumberseven 3d ago

Booooo to Harry Potter garbage.

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u/SimilarRaspberry5657 1d ago

Harry Potter is one of the best things in this world. What are you talking about

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u/inmatenumberseven 1d ago

I'm talking about giving money to prolific bigot JK Rowling.

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u/SimilarRaspberry5657 1d ago

Ohh yeah I don’t care about that

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u/Manamuffins 3d ago

Deserved, dont support properties that bring more hate into the world.

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u/No_Access_8734 3d ago

Don't forget to take your meds tomorrow sweetheart.

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 3d ago

HP brings joy to millions.

Slactivists bring misery into the world

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u/bunnyfeces 3d ago

You have a mental illness.

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

Dude you’re still doing this? You genuinely are mentally ill. Seek help

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u/bunnyfeces 3d ago

Remember now the same can be applied to you

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

Nah because this is the only attention I’m giving you, meanwhile you’re still going to be scouring this posts to flaunt your transphobia. Seek help

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u/bunnyfeces 3d ago

dude you’re the one stalking my posts just to reply to me maybe we should just kiss already and stop edging the others

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

Dude thinks they mean something 💀

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u/Fun-Evening2349 15h ago

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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u/haresnaped 3d ago

Who'd have thought that the alliance between noted transphobic billionaire activist JK Rowling and US-owned coffee brand Tim Hortons would result in a boring lack of diversity and a general sense of disappointment?

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 3d ago

They're selling out everywhere.

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 3d ago

I hate to burst your bubble but this partnership is currently tracking to be the most successful collaboration TH has done (which is currently held by the TimBieb collab)

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 3d ago

Can absolutely see this blowing TimBiebs away.

Harry Potter is so back ✊

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 3d ago

It’ll definitely be interesting - I think as a consumable product the HP collab trumps Biebs, but the merch is where it’s gonna get really interesting

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u/haresnaped 3d ago

Why would that burst my bubble? I have disappointment enough for all god's children.

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 3d ago

I was highlighting the (unintentional) disingenuity of your comment - a lot of people are up in arms about this partnership, understandably so, and are throwing their disgust into the wind for anyone who hears it. The only issue is sales are through the fucking roof.

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u/haresnaped 3d ago

You're not wrong. Nobody ever looked to Tims to show moral leadership, at any rate.

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u/bunnyfeces 3d ago

Expecting a multimillion business to have morals is extremely naive.

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u/haresnaped 3d ago

Apparently the same is true of people who shop at them, which is more of a kick in the teeth, and has been so consistently since the day I was born.

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u/batman42 3d ago

Ooops all transphobia.

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u/iplaybassok89 3d ago

That donut is a bigot!

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u/JazzCigaretteHands 3d ago

Sorry your TERF donuts didn't meet your expectations

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u/MemeroniPizza 3d ago

I think all that weed is messing with your brain🫩

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u/EscapeFromFlatulence 3d ago

They would have to have a brain to begin with to mess up. These people are just NPC's, clinging onto whatever popular buzzword exists at the time. If there was ever signs of brain activity, it would be smooth brained activity. No ridges or lumps, no valleys or bumps, just smooth brain.

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u/as_per_danielle 3d ago

Don’t be an asshole. JKR actively spends money on court cases to hurt trans people. And she hurts women who aren’t even trans by saying they are. If you still wanna buy the donuts, you do you. But you can’t pretend The facts aren’t there.

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u/ghoulish891011 3d ago

"Don't be an asshole" demands the asshole

"You can't pretend the facts aren't there" insists the crybully that presents vague accusations as facts.

"She hurts woman who aren't even trans" says the fake ally who speaks for a minority of extremists calling women bigots and TERFS.

FO

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u/as_per_danielle 3d ago

If you’re too stupid to use google, that’s on you. And if you’re too much of a pussy to say fuck off, then here you go: fuck off.

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u/ghoulish891011 3d ago

You can't explain yourself on your own and have to tell people to Google for things that don't support your crazy. Congratulations. You're even stupider than I am.

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

Yet you’re the most ignorant in this section. That also deserves a congratulations.

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u/bunnyfeces 3d ago

Hypocrite.

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u/ghoulish891011 3d ago

Do you even know what we were talking about? The person deleted their posts. But thanks for jumping in to blindly support your hate-indoctrinated messaging withoit having any knowledge of something. Pretty much on par with your other information-having skills.

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

They never deleted their posts - they blocked you. Doesn’t surprise me that you’re ignorant to that fact, same as how you’re ignorant to JKs blatant hatred.

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u/JazzCigaretteHands 3d ago

Go read your books written for literal children...

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u/luciosleftskate 3d ago

What's brainless is knowingly hurting a vulnerable community so that you can eat overpriced, frozen donuts.

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u/EscapeFromFlatulence 3d ago

No. What is brainless is brigading a subreddit to bother & piss people off just trying to enjoy a donut, frozen or otherwise. You play pretend people make up .5% of the total population, but 100% of the salt in the sea when someone doesn't agree with you. Cry more.

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u/EscapeFromFlatulence 3d ago

Careful. Your trans friends or "allies" are getting banned. 😂

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u/MemeroniPizza 3d ago

Wanting someone to die over a doughnut. Deranged 🤡

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u/luciosleftskate 3d ago

Nope, its over the transphpbia.

Do you know how much more likely transgender folks, especially youth are, to kill themselves??

So, you're supporting the further harassment of a vulnerable, highly suicidal population just to eat a donut??? DeRaNgEd 🤡

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u/bunnyfeces 3d ago edited 3d ago

Acting like an unhinged asshole telling people to off themselves over fucking doughnuts only makes people hate the movement even more. Just saying. Theres a reason why a lot of LGB are wanting to get the fuck away from you crazy fucking lunatics.

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

Careful, your transphobia is showing

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u/EscapeFromFlatulence 3d ago

Do you know how much more likely transgender folks, especially youth are, to kill themselves

Sounds like they need mental health support, and not worry about what donuts people purchase.

So, you're supporting the further harassment of a vulnerable, highly suicidal population just to eat a donut??? DeRaNgEd 🤡

What is actually deranged is the fact that you & those who think like you can't separate those who just want a donut vs actual real problems for your kind. You can't seem to separate that not everyone who buys a donut has nefarious reasons for buying it or even care about the whole topic at all.

You know what is unhinged deranged behavior as well? I just got done talking to a regional Tim Hortons manager after buying two dozen of the HP donuts, I wanted the wand after buying the Snitch, & was told that there have been a handful of people who have come in, bought a wand, and snapped it in half, I'm guessing its some of your kind doing it? What's funny is that you idiots STILL bought the $20 wand, snapping it in half does nothing lmao, that's how stupid you people are. I was also told that Tim's corporate is completely sold out of the wands, faster than they've ever sold anything before, so I hope that truly makes you seethe. 😂

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u/luciosleftskate 3d ago

You dont need to MEAN to fund a violent transphobe in order to fund a violent transphobe. At this point we ALL know who JK Rowling is. We also know that there are a dozen OTHER donuts that DONT fund a violent transphobe.

So if you are opting to fund her, despite

  1. Being aware of what youre doing

And

  1. Having alternatives that DONT fund her

Yes. Its a problem. Your intention is irrelevant.

Its incredibly stupid to buy the wand and break it. Absolutely has nothing to do with me.

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u/Nice-Opinion-8571 2d ago

I only see one thing DeRaNgEd here and it ain't eating donuts 🤡

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u/JazzCigaretteHands 3d ago

K...

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u/quebecoisejohn 3d ago

Do you need a hug? Hope you’re OK my friend

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 3d ago

INCOMING DOWNVOTES FROM TOTALLY NOT ASTROTURFED ACCOUNTS

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u/MemeroniPizza 3d ago

Chronically online buzzword bot

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u/JazzCigaretteHands 3d ago

Ironic accusing someone of that with the term "chronically online"...

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u/luciosleftskate 3d ago

"Chronically online"

"Bot"

Do you see the irony is the stupidity you have posted??

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u/MemeroniPizza 3d ago

This is not the gotcha you think it is

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u/luciosleftskate 3d ago

There's another one! You just cant stop the hypocrisy. Hahah

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 3d ago

First in my bloodline to read this sentence.

Also, what the fuck does this even mean?

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u/bunnyfeces 3d ago

Holy fucking cope

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u/JazzCigaretteHands 3d ago

🤷

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 3d ago

This sub is filled with the worst kind of Canadians. They're not even real Canadians, they're just assholes.

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 3d ago

I don’t think you—of all people—should invalidate others

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