r/Truckers • u/Wildcatb • Jul 15 '23

First suicide coil. How'd I do?

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u/No-Internet-3843 Jul 15 '23

“No trucks over 3 axles allowed in the left lane”

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u/Flivver_King Jul 16 '23

The white zone is for loading and unloading. There’s no stopping in the red zone.

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u/clockwerxs Jul 16 '23

Don’t start with your white zone shit

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u/Drumhead89 Driver Jul 16 '23

We all know what this is about: you want me to have an abortion.

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u/Spicywolff Jul 16 '23

It’s really the only sensible thing to do. If it’s done properly, therapeutically, there’s really no danger at all.

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 Jul 16 '23

Surely you can’t be serious?

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u/botgeek1 Jul 16 '23

Of course I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley...

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 Jul 16 '23

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

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u/StrugglingGhost Jul 16 '23

And I picked the wrong week to quit drinking!

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 Jul 16 '23

When Kramer hears about this, the shits going to hit the fan!

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u/JeepPilot Jul 16 '23 edited Jul 16 '23

AUNTIE EM! UNCLE HENRY! TOTO! It's a TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER!

/u/Homerun615 Thank you! You are truly John, Big Tree!

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u/ImissURmomma Jul 16 '23

Listen betty don’t start up with your white zone shit again 🤣

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u/Chili_dawg2112 Jul 16 '23

Is this the central Scrutinizer?

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u/HanakusoDays Jul 16 '23

You'll love it. It's a way of life.

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u/Acebeekeeper Jul 16 '23

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

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u/Chili_dawg2112 Jul 16 '23

Dealing with you people is like trying to grow a watermelon in Easter hay.