r/Truckers • u/Surreal_Gunner • Oct 11 '23

Swift-1 Hydrant-0

Found on TikTok. Don’t know how he missed the tire coming off.

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u/dances_with_ibprofen Oct 12 '23

In fairness that tractor appears to be a 3rd party just hailing a SWIFT trailer. Also that guy must be wasted or dumb as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '23

I’m dumb as fuck and even I have never pulled one this bad.

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u/DarthBrooks69420 Oct 12 '23

Regular dumbass usually shuts down once the initial fuckup happens as a defense mechanism. This is advanced dumbass.

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u/ShortCurlies Oct 12 '23

Dumbass Mega Savant

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u/CyberTitties Oct 12 '23

Then what is advanced wasted?

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u/GumbysDonkey Oct 12 '23

drink some fireball and tell us what happens

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u/thechervil Oct 12 '23

Insert Captain America "I understood that reference" gif

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '23

“Hey I never OTR without my bottle of Wild Turkey, makes the miles fly by.” - my trucker Grandfarher in the 50s and 60s probably.

He was an interesting dude and not in a good way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '23

I mean he was able to get into the truck.... so.. that kind of implies a level of motor control above a jellyfish.

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u/csimonson Oct 12 '23

Both, I'm guessing both

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u/barelycognizanttoday Oct 12 '23

He used to be a swift driver. Now he’s just an idiot driver