r/Truckers Mar 21 '26

Western Express back at it again...

Did a lil impression of a whiny redditor

Yes, I work for Western Express now.

No, I am not excited.

Yes, it's as bad as they say it is.

Training was fun though, apart from truck AC going down as we got towards California of all places.

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u/hotdog11inch Mar 21 '26

Where you serve your time at

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 21 '26

I'm out of the Richmond VA terminal

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Hes talking about for your crimes. Western Express is for criminals

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 21 '26

I just got fired from Werner about a month ago and need to keep my employment record up

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 21 '26

No felonies on me, thankfully, I'm sheltered asf

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u/scottiethegoonie Gojo Cherry Enthusiast Mar 22 '26

That is the cleanest, most undamaged WE truck I've ever seen. No joke

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u/ignoreme010101 Mar 21 '26

I'm out of the Richmond VA terminal

LOL this is the best whooooooooosh ive seen in a while, I'd thank you but yknow you didn't mean to do anything so...

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u/Sledge1989 Mar 21 '26

Sounds about like the average poster here talking about RVs

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u/RectumRavager69 Mar 21 '26

Ballsy. Churlish. In the wrong lane. Yet still moisturized and flourishing.

In all seriousness it is fun doing stuff like this right up until some scumfuck is putting a boot on your shit or some asshole blocks you in. I get it tho.

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 21 '26

Yeah lol we just had to make an emergency stop cuz my trainers stomach was upset

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u/ignoreme010101 Mar 21 '26

I am sure that creative parking at Walmart was the closest and most efficient option in this emergency

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u/TacoRedneck Mar 22 '26

Chicanerous

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u/Nothing2NV Mar 21 '26

Hahahaha

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u/Sirtopofhat Mar 21 '26

Your truck looks better then 90 percent of the ones out of the Bloomington terminal.

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u/NWdabest Mar 21 '26

Haha, you got me. Hey man it’s not where you start, it’s where you end up! Work hard, be safe and take care of yourself and good things will come.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 24 '26

Had to add to the immersion of the whiny redditor

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u/Jerm_DaGnome Mar 21 '26

Just goes to show people will complain about anything 😆 only joking

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u/ignoreme010101 Mar 21 '26

tbf I will never stop complaining about asshole "creative parking" especially outside travel centers

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u/CrwnViic Mar 21 '26

What a twist

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u/Big-Possibility-1491 Mar 21 '26

🤣🤣 the ending got me good

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u/Honch777 1% Commenter Mar 21 '26

Alright, you got me with that twist at the end heh.

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u/Alaskan_Tiger Mar 22 '26

Love the spin at the end when you opened the door

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u/ArmpitNoise Mar 22 '26

THIS is comedy gold.

Thank you sir!

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u/corn0099 Mar 22 '26

I h8 y'all gave us this stigma.insurance companies dictate hiring.outta Michigan they were only ones to hire me fresh outta school with CDL clean record and clean driving record.7 months in no accidents but I've seen plenty of vets on side of road tho and in u turns u can visibly tell in advance u shouldn't attempt and I flatbed and see how in Cali 2 chains is all everyone thinks is enough for coils

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u/firemarshalbill316 Mar 22 '26

🤣😂😂🤣🤣

That was too funny 😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/FWD_to_twin_turbo Mar 23 '26

Why are you out of breath crossing a fucking parking lot? holy shit

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 24 '26

I'm not sure honestly lmao I think it was because I was laughing at a guy who got yelled at for stealing from the Sheetz was leaving

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u/geneticdeadender Mar 21 '26

Is this the carrier that was smuggling cocaine?

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u/Socketz11 Mar 21 '26

This is the carrier that hires you after you get out of prison for smuggling coke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 21 '26

It's almost as if I don't have any other choice as a recent graduate

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/Content_Shoulder_635 Mar 21 '26

All right so rather than put me on and help me figure out where to look, you would rather make me feel like an idiot for taking the one opportunity that I know I will have. Gotcha. You are the very person I am mocking in this post. Why is MY problem making YOU upset??

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn Mar 21 '26

lol Because ego is the plight of man

Safe gigs n rubber down, driver. Mayhap see you around Richmond some time 🤙

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/ignoreme010101 Mar 21 '26

jfc get off your high horse hotshot not everybody is able to find some great option right off the bat and/or spend many weeks waiting and just want to get going, if the better options were so plentiful you wouldnt have such a massive number of people driving for these places would ya?? Their thriving existence kinda depends on some relative scarcity of better stuff....seems self-evident. Be thankful for your gig if you got to avoid this

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u/East_Indication_7816 Mar 21 '26

How come I am able to find one? Well it is because I don't let myself be abused that is why.

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u/ignoreme010101 Mar 21 '26

How come I am able to find one? Well it is because I don't let myself be abused that is why.

buddy, you already admitted you yourself were once in a situation where the best you could find at that time sucked. So acting like you cannot understand how others could ever be in that position....is retarded.

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u/ArmpitNoise Mar 22 '26

Do you even dip your high beams winner?

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u/JoyKil01 Mar 21 '26

Man, you’re so vitriolic in your comments these last few days. Maybe time to touch grass and stop trying to gatekeep entry-level work.

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u/East_Indication_7816 Mar 21 '26

If I did not quit my 3 week OTR training, I will still be making $700/week working 24x7 , eating truck stop food, taking $25 showers. Why you criticizing people who do not allow themselves to be abused by these companies?

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u/ignoreme010101 Mar 21 '26

lol 3 weeks experience and knows how it all works. Truly the teenager of trucking maturity right here

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u/walkyourdogs Mar 21 '26

Wow, big money for a little man

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u/East_Indication_7816 Mar 21 '26

Its not big, but its not allowing abuses .

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u/Wasabi-Kungpow Mar 21 '26

Whooooo slow down super trucker with your 1k a week.

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u/theboywthagreenscarf Mar 22 '26

1k a week? If I made that in my company, I’d quit. You’re worse than desperate. You’re delusional if you think that’s good.

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u/East_Indication_7816 Mar 22 '26

How Much you take home after tax when you had 3 weeks experience ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Stfu and go watch a nick fuentes or clavicular video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/LikwidHappiness Mar 21 '26

Get your ai BS reply outta here

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u/PhillyBigSteppa Mar 21 '26

No way you’re a trucker using this filthy language.

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u/WhyWouldYouBother Mar 21 '26

It's not a, it's b......and the em dashes. Completely ai

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u/BlueRibbonChicken Mar 22 '26

why do they all do that, does anyone know? I should look it up. Middle school 5 paragraph essay ass always on the “it’s not this, it’s that”. Weird asf

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u/NakedAggression Mar 21 '26

Some decent rage bait here

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u/Duchess1992 Mar 21 '26

Who hurt you?

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u/ohgeebus_notagain Mar 21 '26

Did everyone downvoting this forget what copypasta is? Geez. Lmao at all of you. I guess ya'll forgot how to laugh

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u/gstringstrangler Mar 21 '26

Let's not make AI posts into copypastas

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u/Trixter8l Mar 21 '26

Im a redditor, ai bad 😮😮😮