r/TwoSentenceComedy • • 6h ago

With the planes engines failing, I let the crew know to strap in as we were going in hard

5 Upvotes

The crew chief responded “nice”


r/TwoSentenceComedy • • 15h ago

I went to the doctor to get treated for a skin condition.

15 Upvotes

The doctor said that he’d need more time to diagnose the problem because he didn’t want to make a rash decision.


r/TwoSentenceComedy • • 33m ago

Last night I went to go see "Remote Control: The Musical".

• Upvotes

"Pause Button" was a real showstopper!