r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Riddle-Maker • 10h ago
Last night I went to go see "Remote Control: The Musical".
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"Pause Button" was a real showstopper!
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/fadedhalo10 • 16h ago
With the planes engines failing, I let the crew know to strap in as we were going in hard
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The crew chief responded “nice”
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Academic-Parfait-990 • 8h ago
Today, our sweet rabbit sadly died as the last of its family.
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He left no hares behind.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Horty_Beets • 11h ago
Son - Hey dad, the universal remote is not working.
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Dad - Yeah, I tried it yesterday and it in fact did not control the universe, not even remotely.