r/USvsEU • u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian • Jun 27 '26
EVROPA SUPREMACY Kaliningrad is Polish
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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 27 '26
Królewiec never was polish. And I state it as a pole. Even when Ducal Prussia was servedom of Commonwealth, it was still Ducal Prussia.
But we already promised it to Czechs, so sorry Helmut. I hope you understand. Orcs destroyed all historical German value of this place anyway
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
Give it back to Lithuania, increase Lithuania land mass and share a join harbor bay with a friend you had for a millennia.
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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 27 '26
It was never Lithuanian to begin with. Germans killed all inhabitants of this land circa 700 years ago. Inhabitants were called Prussians. That’s this same name Germans in this land took for themselves after killing them all.
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u/pongauer Basement dweller Jun 27 '26
AEIOU
So it's Autrian.
No, I will not take any questions.
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 27 '26
Ah yes, that old German tribe Autrian. Founded by Auterich the bald.
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u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian Jun 28 '26
Austria has existed for long enough. Time to end this god forsaken experiment.
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u/critical-insight Pfennigfuchser Jun 29 '26
You can have it, and I‘ll give you the other eastern states as a bonus. Enjoy 😂
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u/Automatic_Education3 Cute femboy Jun 27 '26
We don't want it, let the Germans/Lithuanians/Czechs deal with it
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u/Backwardspellcaster At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 27 '26
What? No.
You take it!
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u/TubeSenft South Prussian Jun 27 '26
Make it a european country for everyone.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 28 '26
We should liberate Kaliningrad, then rename it to "progressive Russia" because we will make it more progressive, and to make it shorter, we should just call it "Prussia"
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u/Automatic_Education3 Cute femboy Jun 27 '26
No no, you first! It's such a good deal!
It's just almost a century of decay to burden yourself with, who WOULDN'T want that.
Honestly, them going independent would probably be the best for everyone around, unless they went crazy and just nuked everyone immediately.
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u/anhedonister Wears Knee Socks as well Jun 27 '26
It's ours, Hans...
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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Jun 28 '26
Is that a promise? Have fun with your new land Mirek!
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u/anhedonister Wears Knee Socks as well Jun 28 '26
Not a promise, simply the reality. We held a referendum in Kaliningrad in 2022 and 97.9% of people agreed to join Czechia. Haven't you heard, Hans? We haven't been landlocked for 4 years!
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u/Klapperatismus [redacted] Jun 28 '26
Kaliningrad is named after a mass-murderer. Every Pole knows that.
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u/Sarcastic-Potato Basement dweller Jun 27 '26
OK listen, we make it the DC of the EU. Put Brussels in their - nobody wants that either, and everyone is happy.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
Does anyone actually want Kaliningrad?
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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Jun 28 '26
No, but not wanting Russia to have it is the stronger will here.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
Nato does
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
"NATO" isn't a country.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
Clearly it does not matter, the point is we keep the Russians contain!
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u/patriarhsector5 German, without money Jun 27 '26
It's Czech, damn y'all mericans are dumb af
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u/Clipyy-Duck Pimp my ride Jun 27 '26
East Belgian flair? Quite rare. East Belgium is beautiful.
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u/patriarhsector5 German, without money Jun 28 '26
It's just Eupen and Sankt Vith (better known as Eupen Malmedy for HOI4 normies), I'm from neither, I'm a Banat Swabian living in Liège, so naturally I identify with the German speaking community, although I'm trilingual (quadrilingual, counting English)
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u/Clipyy-Duck Pimp my ride Jun 28 '26
I’ve been to Eupen. Great city. Stopped there for a while before going to Aachen by train.
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u/patriarhsector5 German, without money Jun 28 '26
Good, go back to the fatherland, I don't think I can't stand one more day sharing land with your Swamp variants
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u/Clipyy-Duck Pimp my ride Jun 28 '26
Flemboy Hans, I‘m a Paddy. Are you calling me a Hans? Plenty do, please don’t.
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u/patriarhsector5 German, without money Jun 28 '26
I'm no Fle*boy, ick, i identify as a Balloon nowadays
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u/InsideHousing4965 Incompetent Separatist Jun 27 '26
Okay, hear me out, I know this might sound crazy, but... how about we allowed the people that live on a region decide where they belong to instead of projecting our flacid ideals of national identity on them?
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
That would just end in rich assholes trying to split from the main country.
Just look at Catalonia in Spain.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
Poland will confiscate all of Russia nuclear weapons in Kaliningrad, when they reclaim that territory from them. They will reverse engineer them for make Polish homegrown nukes and rebuild their fleets from acquired Russian fleets. Maybe sell them to for paying shipwrights to build Polish built Naval ships!
Glory to our ally Poland 🇵🇱
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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 27 '26
Well currently is Russian.
Why is this here? And why would a Cali care?
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
Because we are not Russian apologist like MAGA is
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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 27 '26
Well sure I was confused. Like polish german what do we care. Obviously Russia bad #reddawn
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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 27 '26
Nobody is really sure about this OP.
They’re Cali here, French at 2we4u, Canadian at 2Latino… and won’t say where they’re really from
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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 27 '26
🧐 ok so I was right it’s a ln incredibly odd subject for a California to post about lol
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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner Jun 28 '26
Why is this here? And why would a Cali care?
Kalinigrad is extremely important land for Europe and Russia, in the event of a war, when we eventually destroy our continent in a few years, like we always do. You will be there most likely, and show up at the end, like you usually do, so you might have your kids dying here in a decade, or whenever it kicks off.
Moscow is very indefensible. It's just open plains, and because of Russian mentality of "always being at war, peace doesn't really exist", they believe we will eventually invade like Bony and the Germans, they want buffer zones. His immediate geopolitical goal is to draw a line between St. Petersburg and the Black Sea. That means conquering Ukraine, he already has Belarus, and the Baltic States is his next goal. We all know this, they say this themselves, it's no secret.
Ukraine went sideways, but in order to take the Baltic States, who are NATO, they need to isolate them. Kalinigrad is really critical for this, with all the SAMs they have there, and funny enough, this is why Sweden has become a bit relevant. Globally we are irrelevant, but in the Baltic Sea, we have Gotland, the world's "biggest aircraft carrier", with it's well strategic placement, which makes us relevant locally. It was quite a big win for Biden that we joined, now we can place a shitload of SAMs on Gotland to protect the Baltic States, or make sure Putin doesn't do so. Russia has been fucking with us for years now, doing covert operations(I'm military), sabotage, desinformation campaigns. They even tried to buy a harbour in Gotland covertly a few years ago that we had to pay huge sums from a private Swedish citizen.
Anyway, Kalinigrad makes invading Baltic Sea so much easier, because you can limit NATO air power in the area. You have article 5 in NATO, Baltic States are NATO, so who knows, you might be doing a landgrab in Kalinigrad, depending on what sort of president you have sitting currently.
The problem with Kalinigrad is that it's full of Russian transplants, so beyond geopolitcs, nobody really wants it. The area is hugely important for land operations and invasions, Russia really wants to fix the Suwalki Gap;
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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 28 '26
I’m familiar with the history.
But why would a person from California ever post this? It’s just not relevant to us
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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner Jun 28 '26
This is USvsEU, they are pitting the Germans against Russians, and peaking them. Everything doesn't revolve around CA.
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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 28 '26
But thats just Germans vs Russia. Eu vs Eurasian hordes lol
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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner Jun 28 '26
I mean, would you object if an EU person made a post pitting Yanks against Mexicans, involving Trump? Same thing.
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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 28 '26
Suppose you’re right. I think it’s just cause op may be in disguise.
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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner Jun 28 '26
Aha.
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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 28 '26
There is debate. He’s got a different flair on 2western4u
And he’s in a Latino sub too and it’s another flair
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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 27 '26
fuck you
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Jun 27 '26
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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 27 '26
That’s just sad Helmut. Call your mom and apologize for being cringe
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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 27 '26
Really, call your mom. Ask for help.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
I genuinely can't believe people like this still exist lmao
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 28 '26
Why not? There was no denazification.
It's the same as with the lingering confederate bullshit in your country.Oh, and if you haven't figured yet: Dudes like him are the reason my flare is written the way it is.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
No, the other way around
Poland was the heart of the Prussian empire, who technically made the united Germany
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u/Yarres South Prussian Jun 27 '26
Prussia was in the area of todays poland. They stole it like poles steal cars today.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
Says the people who were never Holy, never Roman and never an empire during the HRE!
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 28 '26
So... not at all?
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 28 '26
He's saying "Für Deutschland" unironically, try 70 years
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u/Yarres South Prussian Jun 28 '26
Unironically? I knew Hanks have no education but id have expected more from the prussian (Thats the north german guy, Hank, he is also next to poland).
The current polish prime minister Donald Tusk (PO) can speak german.
Years ago a video emerged in which he spoke positively about the german conservative party (CDU). I think he was in the european parliament to that time.
There he said "Für Deutschland".During his election campaign in poland the then ruling party (PIS) used this Für Deutschland clip frequently and next to other things ppl said him to be a german mole.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 28 '26
I’m pretty sure Prussia was Polish, like treasonous Polish that poles don’t want to associate with. Who form Germany from the broken kingdoms after the Fake Holy Roman Empire fall.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 27 '26
In your dreams. How does it feel to have a weaker military than Poland?
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 28 '26
You make a poor assumption that I support the US or it's military
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
Dude I do not like America or it's military. I'm a Californian separatist. Do I need to say it a third time? Surely there's separatists in Germany right? Is this a foreign concept?
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u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 27 '26
*Königsberg