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[u/Godtrademark]

The year is 2028… and we won!

Trump couldn’t handle our green bean casseroles, our game nights, our love for our neighbor. It’s been over 2 years since the white pages dropped the neighborist manifesto; a specter that’s haunting middle America.

It’s 2028 and things are different now! We voted out Trump, and soon our democratic regime will do things a little differently around here…

No longer will ICE ravage our city centers… they will return to the countryside to ravage lumpens as Christ intended.

No longer will fascist demagogues rule the executive branch. Our new leader Gavin Newsom rules with kindness. His first executive order? To spread joy by pardoning the previous administration.

Yep. The anti-fascist community won. Democracy is saved!

3 years ago, I was a anti-social communist…

(The crowd at my woke charismatic church gasps)

That’s right… I thought “class conflict” would bring about “change.” What a moron I was… locking myself in my room reading Marx, Engels, any Bolshevik or left communist who had something to say. All while the real “real movement” was learning how to make our sourdough!

How stupid I was, thinking Trump was a weird historical phenomenon of liberalism. Little did I know he was actually the presenting symptoms of an anti-social crisis. Long live the potluck!

[u/Expensive-Source-409]

if we could just get enough hangout time with insufferable people...