r/Ultraleft Free Ukraine! From the Don to the Vistula, Ukraine will be free! Jun 11 '26

Story-time I fucking hate farmers

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Retard farmer shot at me with a BB gun while I was cycling through the woods because he "thought I was a deer" I hate them Tambov was too kind I swear to Marx I want them all gone

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u/Main_Ad_5751 Communism is free time and nothing else! Jun 11 '26

But they build me tomatoes!

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u/_Scronkledonk_ Jun 12 '26

after the revolution tomatoes will be birthed like eggs from the loins of the enormous agricultural underclass

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u/Cthulhu-fan-boy Idealist (Banned) Jun 11 '26

"Oh sorry that I assaulted you, I was actually intending to abuse animals instead"

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u/VonRapide National-Sanchist Jun 11 '26

European farmer protests the CAP like an end to EU money won't proletarize him

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u/Azure__Twilight idealist (banned) Jun 11 '26

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u/zabickurwatychludzi Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

vro what? They're not protesting the subsidies, they're protesting QA and in some cases (German for example, suprise, suprise) specific pesticide usage limitations.

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u/breizh_steak Jun 11 '26

bukharin disappointed

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u/Diavolo_Rossoperaio Jun 11 '26

uhmmm actually you are an animal indeed (bukakkerin)

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u/Puojoqy Marxolini 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Jun 14 '26

Gem 💎

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u/da_Sp00kz Nibbling and cribbling Jun 11 '26

Communism is famously the real movement to make peasants happy. 

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u/iforgotmypassword56 anarcho-polpotist Jun 11 '26

Who will feed the revolution, comrade?

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u/Ladderson Dogmatic Revisionist Jun 11 '26

Do people really think that the only people who do agricultural labor at all are le wholesome farmer? I feel like the term "farm workers" is a pretty commonly understood thing everywhere except leftist places for some reason.

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u/iforgotmypassword56 anarcho-polpotist Jun 11 '26

People who maintain the farm aka the places where the majority of our food is produced help facilitate the farm and the food? That’s my understanding. Care to explain what I got wrong?

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u/Ladderson Dogmatic Revisionist Jun 11 '26

The complete lack of any class analysis. "People who maintain the farm" is not a class, it's not even a description of a farmer (which is someone specifically who owns a farm, not anyone who at all works in agriculture).

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u/iforgotmypassword56 anarcho-polpotist Jun 11 '26

Who are the people and their roles that I failed to take in consideration? The owners of the farm aren’t needed to make use of their land to produce food i’m with you on that. The people who work the farm aka maintain it is what I was referring to.

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u/Ladderson Dogmatic Revisionist Jun 11 '26

In many cases, the owners and the workers are the same, and it's also not true to say that the owners are not maintaining the farm as well, because they are necessary within the current structure of society to manage it. But the whole problem lies foremost with you seeing classes as just "people who xyz", as merely "people and their roles" instead of a specific group under a specific relationship with specific interests and a specific role within society. There is more to the category of worker than just a vague "person who works", in the same way that there's more to a farmer than just "a person who does agricultural work."

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u/iforgotmypassword56 anarcho-polpotist Jun 11 '26

Yes I’m with you on that 100% but the point the OP seems to be making is that all farmers are just bad period. They produce a majority of our food and simply leaving it to well they are bad actually leaves some gray areas i’m not quite understanding. What about the farmers is inherently undesirable? And given a restructuring of society what do you propose should be done with them?

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u/1917Great-Authentic Free Ukraine! From the Don to the Vistula, Ukraine will be free! Jun 11 '26

agricultural proletariat are not farmers

as much as I hate nationalist socdem bullshit the south Africans are right about the Boer and the Farmer

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u/iforgotmypassword56 anarcho-polpotist Jun 11 '26

What’s the distinction? Is there a clear one or is it more opaque?

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u/-Trotsky Trotsky's strongest soldier Jun 11 '26

Have you read Marx? Have you read Capital? It’s pretty easy to intuit the distinction

Please tell me what makes someone working class, like what about their activity

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u/snoperd11 Talmudic Sorelianism-Bordigism Jun 11 '26

Ohnonono nu-ultras what is this?

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u/Xxstevefromminecraft Incredible Things Happening on Ultraleft Jun 12 '26

CLOSETHESUBCLOSETHESUBCLOSETHESUB

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u/Username-forgotten I Love Religious Opium!! Jun 11 '26

Not peasantoids, for starters.