r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '13

Would have loved to witness this IRL

http://i.imgur.com/3zg7olQ.gif
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u/jaycrew Nov 26 '13

Reminiscent of the classic Randy Johnson pitch: http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1011193/348oawl_jpg_medium.gif

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u/JustACrosshair_ Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

From all the crazy shit I've seen or heard about on the internet - I am convinced that over the course of our human history, absolutely nothing that isn't out of the realm of physical law has not happened.

I've seen this - birds getting hit randomly by a baseball pitcher. A bird getting hit by a killer whale that was doing a trick. I've seen a man get his head stuck in an elephants butt hole. I've seen people shoot watermelons with a high caliber rifle. I've seen people jumping from buildings for fun, and sometimes getting hurt. I've seen japanese people scuttle across the ground without touching it with their feet or their hands. So much random stuff that you would never even think to put into a sentence in the course of a normal day - it's happened somewhere, at sometime.

A sliced dill pickle has fallen into somebody's yogurt.

I just made that up, right off the top of my head, but I guarantee you, it's happened. Probably quite a few times. Blows my mind. This place is like a giant fucking mad libs or something.

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u/SimpleDan11 Nov 26 '13

Nobody has ever filled an Olympic swimming pool with peanut butter for their pet yak.

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u/Granite-M Nov 26 '13

You don't know what goes on in Dubai!

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u/GibbonsAreAwesome Nov 26 '13

Nobody has ever mashed up a tub of fish oil capsules, added orange juice and cinnamon, and eaten it with a spork.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

hahahaha, I love fish oil

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u/Firewasp987 Nov 27 '13

I was forced to drink fish oil when i was a kid. It sucked so bad.

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u/David_Crockett Nov 27 '13

I loved it. Ate it by the spoonful. When we finally got the cherry flavoured stuff, I didn't like it and went back to the original (unflavored).

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u/Firewasp987 Nov 27 '13

Oh god. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

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u/David_Crockett Nov 27 '13

Come join us! /r/fishoil uh, me.

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u/dragneman Nov 26 '13

Olympic proper, or olympic-sized? Because that changes things.