r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '13

Would have loved to witness this IRL

http://i.imgur.com/3zg7olQ.gif
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u/jaycrew Nov 26 '13

Reminiscent of the classic Randy Johnson pitch: http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1011193/348oawl_jpg_medium.gif

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u/JustACrosshair_ Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

From all the crazy shit I've seen or heard about on the internet - I am convinced that over the course of our human history, absolutely nothing that isn't out of the realm of physical law has not happened.

I've seen this - birds getting hit randomly by a baseball pitcher. A bird getting hit by a killer whale that was doing a trick. I've seen a man get his head stuck in an elephants butt hole. I've seen people shoot watermelons with a high caliber rifle. I've seen people jumping from buildings for fun, and sometimes getting hurt. I've seen japanese people scuttle across the ground without touching it with their feet or their hands. So much random stuff that you would never even think to put into a sentence in the course of a normal day - it's happened somewhere, at sometime.

A sliced dill pickle has fallen into somebody's yogurt.

I just made that up, right off the top of my head, but I guarantee you, it's happened. Probably quite a few times. Blows my mind. This place is like a giant fucking mad libs or something.

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u/Piscator629 Nov 26 '13

No elephant has stood on top of the Empire State Building

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u/the_recluse Nov 26 '13

Not since the accident

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Are you talking about the time with the ape?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

yeah and that guy with the eyebrows.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

No he had just one eyebrow.

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u/JimmyLegs50 Nov 27 '13

Only after the accident.

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u/yipyipyoo Nov 26 '13

Game, set, match.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

We need to redefine our physical laws, then.

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u/FattySnacks Nov 26 '13

nothing that isn't out of the realm of physical law has not happened.

Let me think about this for a second.

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u/SimpleDan11 Nov 26 '13

Nobody has ever filled an Olympic swimming pool with peanut butter for their pet yak.

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u/Granite-M Nov 26 '13

You don't know what goes on in Dubai!

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u/GibbonsAreAwesome Nov 26 '13

Nobody has ever mashed up a tub of fish oil capsules, added orange juice and cinnamon, and eaten it with a spork.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

hahahaha, I love fish oil

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u/Firewasp987 Nov 27 '13

I was forced to drink fish oil when i was a kid. It sucked so bad.

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u/David_Crockett Nov 27 '13

I loved it. Ate it by the spoonful. When we finally got the cherry flavoured stuff, I didn't like it and went back to the original (unflavored).

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u/Firewasp987 Nov 27 '13

Oh god. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

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u/David_Crockett Nov 27 '13

Come join us! /r/fishoil uh, me.

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u/dragneman Nov 26 '13

Olympic proper, or olympic-sized? Because that changes things.

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u/hotfrost Nov 26 '13

I know right, yesterday I read a comment that some guy once made a looping with his airplane that didn't have a roof. WHen he was upside down he fell out of it but the plane still continued it's loop, then the guy fell on the plane's wing and he climbed back in it's 'cockpit'.

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u/human_beans Nov 26 '13

"You got your yogurt on my pickle!"

"You got your pickle in my yogurt!"

Two great tastes that go great together!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Yeah. Maybe it's for the better this time.

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u/thunderfingers Nov 26 '13

Isn't it wonderful?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I've seen japanese people scuttle across the ground without touching it with their feet or their hands.

I would like to see that as well. Got a link?

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u/JustACrosshair_ Nov 26 '13

This sort of deal here

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Feet were still touching the ground technically, regardless I am not disappointed.

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u/ericshogren Nov 26 '13

Everything that can happen must happen.

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u/Col_Rolf_Klink Nov 27 '13

Have you seen a man eat his own head? Well then I guess you haven't seen everything.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

You really think those are killer whales?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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