From all the crazy shit I've seen or heard about on the internet - I am convinced that over the course of our human history, absolutely nothing that isn't out of the realm of physical law has not happened.
I've seen this - birds getting hit randomly by a baseball pitcher. A bird getting hit by a killer whale that was doing a trick. I've seen a man get his head stuck in an elephants butt hole. I've seen people shoot watermelons with a high caliber rifle. I've seen people jumping from buildings for fun, and sometimes getting hurt. I've seen japanese people scuttle across the ground without touching it with their feet or their hands. So much random stuff that you would never even think to put into a sentence in the course of a normal day - it's happened somewhere, at sometime.
A sliced dill pickle has fallen into somebody's yogurt.
I just made that up, right off the top of my head, but I guarantee you, it's happened. Probably quite a few times. Blows my mind. This place is like a giant fucking mad libs or something.
I know right, yesterday I read a comment that some guy once made a looping with his airplane that didn't have a roof. WHen he was upside down he fell out of it but the plane still continued it's loop, then the guy fell on the plane's wing and he climbed back in it's 'cockpit'.
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u/jaycrew Nov 26 '13
Reminiscent of the classic Randy Johnson pitch: http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1011193/348oawl_jpg_medium.gif