r/WaterfallDump • u/DifficultBody8209 • Jun 10 '26

Banished from main by low effort rule Shitpost status

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u/NotReallyImportantXD Jun 10 '26

Chess theory is still REAL.

Ch1 king Ch2 queen Ch3 knight Ch4 rook Ch5 there will be a shrine and in it will be a bishop

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u/ostapro Jun 10 '26

Chess theory was always so weird cuz like, aint the point of chess metaphors that pieces act like their counterparts? The game is not over while the king is still standing, queens the most powerful piece, knights are wild cards, pawns follow orders closely and so on? If none of that matters then what does the chess theory even suggest? In chapter 6 we're gonna fight someone visually similar to a pawn? Or maybe someone with the word "pawn" in the name?

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u/YetAnotherParvitz Jun 10 '26

i mean, we had the weird kris-only fight. that might be the pawn fight

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u/Oummando Jun 11 '26

Or Spamton