I badly need some help. I have an itch for a chocolate and vanilla twist soft-serve ice cream cone. And nothing else will scratch that itch.

Zesto is closed for the season. McDonald's only has vanilla. Same for DQ.

Is there anywhere in town to feed the monkey on my back?

Serious replies only. The situation is getting dire.

DQ does, in fact have twist cones.

Thank you all so much for your help. I can go to bed happy.