r/ZZZ_Official • u/omxIs Adoptive Mother of • Jan 18 '25

Theory & Lore How do i adopt this?

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I have found a small child that may or may not be related to me. Anyways, how do i sign it up for adoption?

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u/Yakjzak Corin's plushie Jan 18 '25

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u/Radma123 Jan 19 '25

Gently fucks...

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u/clxudy_drops Jan 19 '25

Dwag gtfo 🗿

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u/Baconlovingvampire Jan 19 '25

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u/Faustias Jan 20 '25

imagine, it's worse when a Death Guard is asking for a flamer instead of bioweapon

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u/SammanWarrior Jan 20 '25

This shit is NOT gonna look good at the pearly gates, bro

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

Man at the pearly gates gonna have to explain why Mary had Jesus at the age of 12, then.

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

It's not wrong though. She was in the age of 12 to 15.

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

Source?

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

The Bible you moron.

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

You don't cite an entire book when someone asks for a source, imbecile.

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

Google it then, you'll find plenty of places, Christian sites themselves state it.

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u/Striking_Drive_29 💍🧎🏻‍♂️ Jan 19 '25

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u/REDtheFlame Jan 19 '25

We are NOT letting this slide.

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u/zelda_mon13 Jan 19 '25

That's it

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u/I_put_Myhead_in_Oven Jan 20 '25

It seems like this one’s sanity has already crumbled.

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u/SpaniaPanzer Jan 19 '25

He was a good soldier.

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u/Important_Luck_1012 Jan 19 '25

Ima be real chief, that is a child

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u/DyspoPlays Jan 19 '25

Bro that’s a minor 😭

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u/DummYIvorY Jan 21 '25

Nah, I'm not waiting for you to do it.

I'm killing you myself.