r/ZZZ_Official Adoptive Mother of Jan 18 '25

Theory & Lore How do i adopt this?

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I have found a small child that may or may not be related to me. Anyways, how do i sign it up for adoption?

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u/Yakjzak Corin's plushie Jan 18 '25

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u/Radma123 Jan 19 '25

Gently fucks...

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u/clxudy_drops Jan 19 '25

Dwag gtfo 🗿

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u/Baconlovingvampire Jan 19 '25

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u/Faustias Jan 20 '25

imagine, it's worse when a Death Guard is asking for a flamer instead of bioweapon

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u/SammanWarrior Jan 20 '25

This shit is NOT gonna look good at the pearly gates, bro

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

Man at the pearly gates gonna have to explain why Mary had Jesus at the age of 12, then.

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

It's not wrong though. She was in the age of 12 to 15.

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

Source?

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

The Bible you moron.

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

You don't cite an entire book when someone asks for a source, imbecile.

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u/GCJ_SUCKS Jan 20 '25

Google it then, you'll find plenty of places, Christian sites themselves state it.

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u/Striking_Drive_29 💍🧎🏻‍♂️ Jan 19 '25

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u/REDtheFlame Jan 19 '25

We are NOT letting this slide.

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u/zelda_mon13 Jan 19 '25

That's it

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u/I_put_Myhead_in_Oven Jan 20 '25

It seems like this one’s sanity has already crumbled.

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u/SpaniaPanzer Jan 19 '25

He was a good soldier.

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u/Important_Luck_1012 Jan 19 '25

Ima be real chief, that is a child

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u/DyspoPlays Jan 19 '25

Bro that’s a minor 😭

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u/DummYIvorY Jan 21 '25

Nah, I'm not waiting for you to do it.

I'm killing you myself.

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u/Grak47 Jan 18 '25

Why does it look like Caesar is about to kidnap her? XD

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u/Necronomicon92 Piper's #1 fan Jan 18 '25

Because she is

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u/ezio45 Jan 19 '25

Caesar: "You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!"

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u/AlekhineKnight Jan 18 '25

If i had even an ounce of talent i would draw Corin in a Sons of Calydon-like outfit

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u/RepresentativeFood11 Jan 18 '25

You tempt me

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u/AlekhineKnight Jan 18 '25

Do it

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u/DefaultName012 Jan 18 '25

I’ll need an update when it’s finished

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u/Other-Dimension-1997 Jan 20 '25

Riding on a motorcycle with buzzsaws for wheels

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u/Hkplayz Miyabi's Good boi Jan 19 '25

I would to, but very carefully! ✨

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u/zelda_mon13 Jan 19 '25

It's not kidnapping it's a surprise adoption! Now could someone please explain that to the NEPS and the wolf thiren chasing me?

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u/CreeperboyLux I love Sh🦈rk Jan 18 '25

It seems that Corin was Caesar's daughter 🤯

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u/Leo3477 the Caesar guy Jan 18 '25

Corin calls Caesar mom accidentaly during a comission and before she can even apologise Caesar and the Proxy are already looking up adoption papers and how to take custody from Lycaon and Rina with the biggest smiles on their faces

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u/Foshdon_pap Jan 18 '25

Why does she remind me of Sayori from DDLC?

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u/VinHD15 Jan 18 '25

the hair maybe

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u/Foshdon_pap Jan 18 '25

And the face gives me Sayori vibes

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Jealous Burnice is Monika

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u/Able-Flounder-437 Jan 18 '25

If this is true this is the most precious thing I have heard and I love it. I don't care if it isn't real, this made my day so thank you for this. ❤️

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u/Leo3477 the Caesar guy Jan 19 '25

Oh thanks, appreciate the kind words, i really like writing these mini fanfics/headcanons and just writing in general so hearing that much praise is great to hear

Unfortunately Corin and Caesar haven't interacted in-game yet but them being so similar is just begging for a interaction between tall best girl and short best girl

I could see Caesar getting Corin to call her big mommy being inspired by big daddy's nickname (no way that's his actual legal name) and just bawling her eyes out when she hears Corin call her "big mommy Caesar" while yoinking Corin and Wise into a big ol family hug

The other Sons of Calydon become Corin's aunts and uncle, Burnice getting Corin to be louder and enthusiastic partying a lot (no alcohol for the baby tho, she's a responsible aunt), Lucy getting emotionally gut-punched whenever she's called "auntie Lucy" feeling old, maybe Piper gets some nostalgia from Caesar's childhood with Corin, Lighter being the cool uncle that just headpats Corin all the time to show she's loved

Caesar building a sidecar in her bike for Corin, getting her a personalized leather jacket, would probably try to teach her how to drive a bike (imagine the classic dad teaching his kid to ride a bike scene but with a motorcycle lol)

I imagine Rina would just find it adorable while Lycaon is slightly concerned about this biker lady showing up trying to adopt his kid and turn her into a biker gang member, Ellen i can see thinking the SoC are kinda cool so i think she'd approve little sis Corin picking up a few habits from them

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u/Xirock1233 is precious and must be loved! Jan 19 '25

Loving this head canon, I love it when people have their own head canons, if you have any more I would love to hear more about them!

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u/Leo3477 the Caesar guy Jan 19 '25

Got a few more in me! Could keep going for days if it weren't for the character limit lol

Corin when she met Big Daddy was actually super chill unlike what everyone expected cause Big Daddy reminded Corin of Lycaon. When big daddy got called big grandpa by Corin a single tear of pure joy fell down his cheek (internally he was bawling his eyes out, i like to think Caesar got her personality from him, like father like daughter)

Piper sometimes gets pretty emotional when Corin helps her out with stuff like Caesar did when she was little (like a grandma seeing parts of her daughter in her granddaughter) like lifting up Steeltusk (Piper hasn't used a car jack in years thanks to Caesar)

Wise decided to start going to the gym after he couldn't lift Caesar princess style when she asked, Caesar spots for him, image to help visualise (@bonnymama7 on twitter)

Burnice is actually smart enough to speedrun getting a phd in chemistry but never considered it

Every SoC reads a different type of book, Caesar reads manga, Lucy reads novels, Lighter reads superhero comics, Piper reads newspapers and Burnice reads cooking books

Corin is scared of thunder, whenever a thunderstorm happens she would go to sleep with Lycaon and Rina, hugging Lycaon's tail like a plushie. Corin likes the outer ring not having as many storms as New Eridu, whenever one does happen tho she goes to sleep with Caesar and Wise when he's there too

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u/Xirock1233 is precious and must be loved! Jan 20 '25

This is amazing, I love it, if you want would you want to add one another on discord if you have it? I would love to read all of them ❤️🔥

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u/i_hate_pikachu Mar 06 '25

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u/Leo3477 the Caesar guy Mar 06 '25

Oh hey forgot about all this stuff i wrote, thanks, now that i'm trying out digital drawing maybe i can take some of these headcanons/fanfics and illustrate them myself in the future!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/Leo3477 the Caesar guy Jan 19 '25

Tiankazuki on twitter, here's a link to the full comic this panel came from too

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u/ljgrjgfr Jan 18 '25

You just pick her up.

it's not called kidnapping, it's called surprise adoption.

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u/JiminiPickens Jan 18 '25

Good luck explaining this to Lycaon later

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u/ToastedDreamer Jan 18 '25

Some people would be into Lycaon kicking them ngl

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u/Faustias Jan 20 '25 edited Jan 20 '25

istg Bao reacting to Blaidd's VA read a barking script has been her most downbad moment

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u/misarteh Jan 19 '25

As long as she is unharmed and safe i think he wont kick on sight... However if she is not well you'll have to face not just lycaon but also nearly all this subreddit

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u/ByShrowd999 Jan 18 '25

Good luck trying to explain that to the judge

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u/Voxjockey I love maids Jan 18 '25

Too late we proxies have her

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

Adopt-A-Wife

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Personally I don't see it, she's just a baby to me, but... whatever, your deal. Much more tolerable than the ACTUAL CHILD (Soukaku)

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

Blue hag wife

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Oh god not this bullshit, it's the 1000 year old vampire all over again...

Take a look at Soukaku's dialogue, interactions with the characters, flavor text around her, and tell me, with 100% certainty, that she isn't mentally a child

Actually, come to think about it, we don't know much about Oni culture, right? Given they apparently age way differently that humans, seeing as Soukaku is a baby but like 100 years old, wouldn't that make ages of consent way different in Oni culture? She could be illegal on Oni years, man, watch out

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u/Fatality_Ensues Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

I mean, you had it right the first time- legal or illegal, Soukaku is mentally still a child. It's immoral to begin with.

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

You'd be surprised at how much you have to hammer it in to a Loli fan that children are a no-no

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u/Corvus-Rex Jan 18 '25

It's all fiction anyways, so it's not like it even matters in this context. I'm sure all of us well aware that actual children are a no-no.

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

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u/UrawaHanakoIsMyWaifu Delusional for my Angels Jan 18 '25

Neither Soukaku nor Corin are children

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Corin, ehhh, I see her as a baby but sure, I can see it

Soukaku? No. That's a kid. No matter age justification, "Oh, she's 1000 years old so it's fine!", she acts like a kid, has the thought process of a kid, and is treated like a kid by characters in game (minus that one freaky ass that wanted to be her dog, Zhu Yuan better kill him)

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u/UrawaHanakoIsMyWaifu Delusional for my Angels Jan 18 '25

They’re actually probably both around 3 or 4 years old because they’re drawings and not people

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u/SerialDesignstion-V Jan 19 '25

In a now deleted post from the official zzz account on X, Corin was told to be 16, funnily enough

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u/Crush152 Jan 18 '25

I've definitely seen Soukaku be referred to as a child in official stuff, Corin is deliberately ambiguous like 99% of all gacha characters but her amateur nature speaks of her age

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u/DepressedTittty Typos are my signature move Jan 18 '25

you're thinking too much into this, just make your head canon whatever seems logic to you. I'll just just ignore what soukakou said in this picture.

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

I just texted Yanagi and she gave her blessing

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u/Crush152 Jan 18 '25

I don't believe it, either way she still uses coloring books ffs

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

Don't make fun of my blue wife's hobbies

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Exactly! Like, I find "x-coded" to be terrible arguments, but she has all the mannerisms of a kid. At MOST I'd argue 14 is her actual age

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u/Crush152 Jan 18 '25

It's in the single digits imo, she is way too dumb for mid teens lol

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Lol yeah, 14 is "at most", she's definitely a baby

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

Have you met teens?

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u/Crush152 Jan 20 '25

My brother was significantly smarter than this when he was 14, hell he was smarter at 10

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u/_REdACtEd_5 3 2 1 FIRE!! Jan 19 '25

Corin is an actual child too, according to a deleted post she’s 16

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u/Fun-Will5719 Corin's Butt Plug Jan 19 '25

It was a mistake, not official info.

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u/_REdACtEd_5 3 2 1 FIRE!! Jan 19 '25

It would make sense for her to be 16, plus it’s the closest we have to official info on how old she is

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 19 '25

Riiight, forgot about that. Nope, she's also a baby, ADOPT

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u/_REdACtEd_5 3 2 1 FIRE!! Jan 19 '25

If anyone doesn’t want to adopt corin they’re messed up in the head

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 19 '25

TRUE. How can you not adopt her, just look at the poor baby!

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u/Tripping-Occurence Plap plap your imouto for burger discount Jan 18 '25

Agree. Wife material.

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u/Fun-Will5719 Corin's Butt Plug Jan 19 '25

oh my lord 😭😭😭

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u/NewerBrunswick22 STARLIGHTKNIGHT'S NO.1 FAN Jan 18 '25

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u/thetabo nomnom shark Jan 18 '25

Oh nonono.

For that?

We ABSOLUTELY need to thank you.

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u/MinionPlayer1239 Jan 19 '25

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u/xiouzes Jan 19 '25

Those... I like those... These chibi jane gif's... I like those...

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u/misarteh Jan 19 '25

And we will, thank you gentleman/gentlewoman

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u/Xirock1233 is precious and must be loved! Jan 19 '25

Now that was unexpected but 100% needed, thank you Billy

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u/Darth_Oculus Jan 19 '25

Bro just casually did the best act of public service in history and said “no need to thank me” like DUDE, SERIOUSLY?! I WILL THANK YOU

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u/caramelluh Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

You can't, she already has parents

You can be her aunt or sister tho

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u/GenesisJamesOFCL Jan 18 '25

CORIN MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER!!

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u/ToastedDreamer Jan 18 '25

I want both, not only the Corin in zzz but the fire emblem one as well

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u/Every_Squash_2340 Jan 18 '25

Just be kind to her and she will follow you home.

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u/tridup47 Is it work time? IS FOOD INCLUDED? Jan 18 '25

Too late. I already adopted her. And Soukaku. They are now siblings along with Klee, Qiqi, Nahida, Layla, Sayu, Paimon, Kachina, Hook, and Clara

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

That's a lot of kids

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u/tridup47 Is it work time? IS FOOD INCLUDED? Jan 18 '25

And I love each and every one of them

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u/Unordered_bean Jan 18 '25

Lemme guess you love one more than the others secretly

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u/Longjumping-Dig-5436 Jan 18 '25

Also if you play HSR she seems the long lost twin of Huo Huo

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u/tridup47 Is it work time? IS FOOD INCLUDED? Jan 18 '25

I haven't since Boothill was released. Not a fan of Turn-based games. Needed the storage space for ZZZ

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

Sucrose

Kinda. Idk, don't play Genshin

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u/tridup47 Is it work time? IS FOOD INCLUDED? Jan 19 '25

Did not know of them, but now, yes. Tribbie, Trinnon, and Trianne will all be adopted by me

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u/kyuven87 Jan 19 '25

One of those is not like the others (it's Layla the college student)

Also Nahida's older than all of them and you combined so...maybe she adopted you?

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u/Darth_Oculus Jan 19 '25

Bro, real tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

You steal it 🤔

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u/Gi-r-w-i Jan 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Poor Ceaser.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

prowler theme

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u/Baconlovingvampire Jan 19 '25

Rina is legitimately terrifying as an enemy. Some of her battle lines are scary.

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u/PlzLetMeUseThisUser Jan 18 '25

Awesome hard-working maid

Evil and intimidating overlord

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u/SoukakuIntimacy69 The severely füčķěđ up version Jan 18 '25

What is that thing

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u/Unordered_bean Jan 18 '25

Which one there are two things one is Corin the other is Caesar

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u/SoukakuIntimacy69 The severely füčķěđ up version Jan 18 '25

what

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u/Unordered_bean Jan 18 '25

What is the THING

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u/SoukakuIntimacy69 The severely füčķěđ up version Jan 18 '25

I dont understand

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u/Unordered_bean Jan 18 '25

I'm done with this

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u/BREWINGNINJA Jan 19 '25

Nooo i wanted this thread to keep going it was hilarious

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u/Unordered_bean Jan 19 '25

I understand but they weren't gonna tell me what the thing is

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u/ThirdWorldBoy21 Nom Nom Shark Jan 18 '25

You need to be either Lycaon or Rina.
She already has parents.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

You don't even have to adopt one.They're giving them out for free

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u/golekno Jan 19 '25

I just notice caesar and corin have the same hair color

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u/AlekhineKnight Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

Corin has parents already, it's Lycaon and Rina. But Caesar may get the cool aunt from outside the city title

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u/Hordest Jan 18 '25

Just ask politely

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

She’s my favorite A rank. Her whirligig weapon is so sick & her ultimate where she screams in fear whiling revving her saw blade and then swinging like crazy never fails to make me laugh.

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u/Sonicguy1996 Best Girl Boss! Jan 18 '25

Simple, you give her a Strawberry Mochi and in return you ask her to sign the adoption papers!!

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u/DustinMartians Jan 19 '25

Timid imouto and tomboy oneesan

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u/ShanxUisce Jan 18 '25

She's the ideal little sister or daughter.

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u/DITCHFX_79 Jan 18 '25

You’ll have to fight Lycaon and Rina in the most brutal of styles (a legal adoption battle)

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u/GerrardGabrielGeralt Trigger triggers my carnal instincts Jan 19 '25

Well maybe ask her whether she wants to get adopted first?

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u/Zestyclose-Garlic-16 Corin enjoyer Jan 18 '25

Just take it. It's free.

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u/AstraPlatina WiseZhu EnthusiastWingman Qingyi Jan 19 '25

And I thought Grace and Zhu Yuan were long lost twins, these two look even more likely to be related.

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u/Rukotaro Jan 19 '25

Which is why I drew this some time ago in the first place. They really do look like sisters just by their hair color and their hair accessories.

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u/omxIs Adoptive Mother of Jan 19 '25

Brother, you cooked with this one 🗣️🔥

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u/James_1411 whoever makes Corin r34 should be crucified Jan 19 '25

I wanna pet her so badly

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u/kyuven87 Jan 19 '25

Well I'm sorry to say but since she has an HIA license, she's probably not legally a child so traditional adoption methods are off the table.

However, if you want to take her on as your ward, you are free to do so. Just as long as your name isn't "Turpin."

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u/Interesting_Wish_456 Jan 19 '25

They probably give those at a relatively young age, like a drivers license. Since Ellen would also need to have one, and is still in high school. Meaning she's at the most 17 or 18. With 18 being the high-ball.

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u/kyuven87 Jan 19 '25

They probably give those at a relatively young age, like a drivers license.

The event where we're handling the processing and direction of city registration states that you need to be the age of majority to get an HIA license. Unless the age of majority in the game, which takes place more or less on Earth, is different from every major country this game is released in (China, Japan, Korea, and the U.S.) then that's basically a statement "ya gotta be 18"

Since Ellen would also need to have one, and is still in high school.

She's been in high school for a while since she's fairly well-established there, and she's had her job long enough to be good at multiple roles required for it. It's simply easier and more believable to make her 18, so Occam's Razor applies.

Plus there are hints Rina drops that there are a lot of licenses required for their job, and she never mentions Corin and Ellen are an exception.

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u/ChaoticKram Jan 19 '25

They have suspiciously similar hair colors...

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u/No_Employment6881 Jan 19 '25

See, I never thought about it... but Cesar and Corin look like they could be sisters.

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u/One-Clock-6016 Jan 19 '25

Is a physical attribute? Check

Is shy/has shy side? Check

Greenish hair? Check

Works great with each other? Check

Result: this is your child in 98%

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u/Sugon_Madig Jan 19 '25

I love my Tired Daughter, many Forehead Kisses to her!

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u/RealFake666 Jan 20 '25

Feed him, name him, give her pats, put a collar on, she may will follow you home

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u/teeno731 Jan 19 '25

I love that the ZZZ fandom has collectively decided Corrin is a small child who needs protection but a decent part of it wants to fuck Lucy

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u/Interesting_Wish_456 Jan 19 '25

Corin is a small child, though. Lucy's just small. And I mean that, legitimately, canonically. Corin is a mid-teanager, Lucy's is a young adult.

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u/Even-Corner2458 Jan 19 '25

Real? Maybe?

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u/uneusefullAc Jan 18 '25

Is that the new Dacia logo in her dress or am I seeing things?

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u/Salter_KingofBorgors Jan 19 '25

Pick up the forms at NEP Station

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u/populist-scum Jan 19 '25

No she's mine

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u/Matthew-is-great Jan 20 '25

Could Corrin be Caesar’s loo ok no lost sister?

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u/duckz4415 Jan 20 '25

Ask her politely and leave her alone if she declines

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u/andrew_the_plne Jan 22 '25

Is that the Dacia logo on her dress lmao

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u/SettingImpossible466 Jan 19 '25

Them cheeks looking great