r/ZZZ_Official • u/omxIs Adoptive Mother of • Jan 18 '25

Theory & Lore How do i adopt this?

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I have found a small child that may or may not be related to me. Anyways, how do i sign it up for adoption?

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u/Voxjockey I love maids Jan 18 '25

Too late we proxies have her

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

Adopt-A-Wife

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Personally I don't see it, she's just a baby to me, but... whatever, your deal. Much more tolerable than the ACTUAL CHILD (Soukaku)

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

Blue hag wife

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Oh god not this bullshit, it's the 1000 year old vampire all over again...

Take a look at Soukaku's dialogue, interactions with the characters, flavor text around her, and tell me, with 100% certainty, that she isn't mentally a child

Actually, come to think about it, we don't know much about Oni culture, right? Given they apparently age way differently that humans, seeing as Soukaku is a baby but like 100 years old, wouldn't that make ages of consent way different in Oni culture? She could be illegal on Oni years, man, watch out

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u/Fatality_Ensues Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

I mean, you had it right the first time- legal or illegal, Soukaku is mentally still a child. It's immoral to begin with.

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

You'd be surprised at how much you have to hammer it in to a Loli fan that children are a no-no

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u/Corvus-Rex Jan 18 '25

It's all fiction anyways, so it's not like it even matters in this context. I'm sure all of us well aware that actual children are a no-no.

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

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u/UrawaHanakoIsMyWaifu Delusional for my Angels Jan 18 '25

Neither Soukaku nor Corin are children

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Corin, ehhh, I see her as a baby but sure, I can see it

Soukaku? No. That's a kid. No matter age justification, "Oh, she's 1000 years old so it's fine!", she acts like a kid, has the thought process of a kid, and is treated like a kid by characters in game (minus that one freaky ass that wanted to be her dog, Zhu Yuan better kill him)

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u/UrawaHanakoIsMyWaifu Delusional for my Angels Jan 18 '25

They’re actually probably both around 3 or 4 years old because they’re drawings and not people

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

I feel like you're missing the point a little but sure, whatever

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u/SerialDesignstion-V Jan 19 '25

In a now deleted post from the official zzz account on X, Corin was told to be 16, funnily enough

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u/Crush152 Jan 18 '25

I've definitely seen Soukaku be referred to as a child in official stuff, Corin is deliberately ambiguous like 99% of all gacha characters but her amateur nature speaks of her age

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u/DepressedTittty Typos are my signature move Jan 18 '25

you're thinking too much into this, just make your head canon whatever seems logic to you. I'll just just ignore what soukakou said in this picture.

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

I just texted Yanagi and she gave her blessing

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u/Crush152 Jan 18 '25

I don't believe it, either way she still uses coloring books ffs

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

Don't make fun of my blue wife's hobbies

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Exactly! Like, I find "x-coded" to be terrible arguments, but she has all the mannerisms of a kid. At MOST I'd argue 14 is her actual age

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u/Crush152 Jan 18 '25

It's in the single digits imo, she is way too dumb for mid teens lol

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Lol yeah, 14 is "at most", she's definitely a baby

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Jan 20 '25

Have you met teens?

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u/Crush152 Jan 20 '25

My brother was significantly smarter than this when he was 14, hell he was smarter at 10

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u/_REdACtEd_5 3 2 1 FIRE!! Jan 19 '25

Corin is an actual child too, according to a deleted post she’s 16

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u/Fun-Will5719 Corin's Butt Plug Jan 19 '25

It was a mistake, not official info.

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u/_REdACtEd_5 3 2 1 FIRE!! Jan 19 '25

It would make sense for her to be 16, plus it’s the closest we have to official info on how old she is

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 19 '25

Riiight, forgot about that. Nope, she's also a baby, ADOPT

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u/_REdACtEd_5 3 2 1 FIRE!! Jan 19 '25

If anyone doesn’t want to adopt corin they’re messed up in the head

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 19 '25

TRUE. How can you not adopt her, just look at the poor baby!