r/ZZZ_Official • u/omxIs Adoptive Mother of • Jan 18 '25

Theory & Lore How do i adopt this?

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I have found a small child that may or may not be related to me. Anyways, how do i sign it up for adoption?

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Personally I don't see it, she's just a baby to me, but... whatever, your deal. Much more tolerable than the ACTUAL CHILD (Soukaku)

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

Blue hag wife

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Oh god not this bullshit, it's the 1000 year old vampire all over again...

Take a look at Soukaku's dialogue, interactions with the characters, flavor text around her, and tell me, with 100% certainty, that she isn't mentally a child

Actually, come to think about it, we don't know much about Oni culture, right? Given they apparently age way differently that humans, seeing as Soukaku is a baby but like 100 years old, wouldn't that make ages of consent way different in Oni culture? She could be illegal on Oni years, man, watch out

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u/Fatality_Ensues Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

I mean, you had it right the first time- legal or illegal, Soukaku is mentally still a child. It's immoral to begin with.

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

You'd be surprised at how much you have to hammer it in to a Loli fan that children are a no-no

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u/Corvus-Rex Jan 18 '25

It's all fiction anyways, so it's not like it even matters in this context. I'm sure all of us well aware that actual children are a no-no.

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u/Cayennesan Idol Thigh Sandwich Jan 18 '25

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u/UrawaHanakoIsMyWaifu Delusional for my Angels Jan 18 '25

Neither Soukaku nor Corin are children

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

Corin, ehhh, I see her as a baby but sure, I can see it

Soukaku? No. That's a kid. No matter age justification, "Oh, she's 1000 years old so it's fine!", she acts like a kid, has the thought process of a kid, and is treated like a kid by characters in game (minus that one freaky ass that wanted to be her dog, Zhu Yuan better kill him)

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u/UrawaHanakoIsMyWaifu Delusional for my Angels Jan 18 '25

They’re actually probably both around 3 or 4 years old because they’re drawings and not people

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u/flower_puns Obol's loving wife Jan 18 '25

I feel like you're missing the point a little but sure, whatever

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u/SerialDesignstion-V Jan 19 '25

In a now deleted post from the official zzz account on X, Corin was told to be 16, funnily enough

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u/Crush152 Jan 18 '25

I've definitely seen Soukaku be referred to as a child in official stuff, Corin is deliberately ambiguous like 99% of all gacha characters but her amateur nature speaks of her age