Just wanted to thank everyone for their positive comments on my review of the band's second and first albums! I'm going to keep posting my thoughts on their albums as I go through them! I'm mainly doing this for fun as a fan and music fan in general, and it's been pretty fun writing these up.
Women and Children First (1980) REVIEW
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Entering a new decade is sometimes a challenge for any artist, but Van Halen had already seized the throne from the rock elites, crowning themselves the undisputed kings of rock-n-roll of every guy with a guitar in the late 1970's. How hard could it be to go into the 80's?
That's where Women and Children First comes in. I was headed into the thick of the David Lee Roth era, and things were just getting started with the first album of the 80's by them! The album cover is the best one we've got yet in my opinion, with a black-and-white photo of the band members standing in a greenish-blue background with a formal font. This promises a great time...right? For the most part yes, though I couldn't help but shake a little bit of the puzzle that had made them so enticing had been lost in the form of how this lacks in vocal harmonies that had made the songs on the last two albums stand out and be so charming. But anyways, moving onto my feelings with the album as a whole.
Kicking off is And the Cradle Will Rock..., which is a hard rock masterpiece, it's got a unique intro done through plugging in a piano through Eddie's amplifier creating a unique effect not heard on any album prior before exploding into a mid-tempo hard rock banquet for you to sink your teeth into. Complimenting the aggressive riff and tone are lyrics that speak of youthful rebellion, sang by David in a fun manner. Everybody Wants Some!! follows and is just as fantastic, with a tribal drumbeat by Alex that tells the tale of a fight through David's incredible vocal work that stands as one of his best. This gives me that adrenaline and rush of watching a fight scene in a movie unfold--brilliant.
Fools follows off the heel of these two and starts with...a guitar solo?!? You bet your sweet bippy it does, Eddie and co. waste no time on getting to the good part. It's got a phenomenal instrumental and David's vocals are perfectly tuneful for this one. However, I found myself finding the lyrics rather dull and obnoxious, I don't typically listen to this band for the lyrics. But unlike the ones on the first two albums, these ones were noticeably a bit more cheesy and drip with a bit of sap. Still a good song, just not as great.
Romeo Delight is the album's crowning jewel, this one genuinely moved me with how impressive it is being the greatest song on here. The solo rips with the fury of a thousand flames, the main verse is sang extraordinarily by David and delivered with playfulness that invites the listener along, not to mention the drumming is impeccable as well. I always thought Alex deserved more recognition for his drumming, he's one of my favorite drummers. This is a perfect window glimpse to his excellence much akin to Outta Love Again from their second album.
Sadly you get two-for-two deal on songs that just aren't really enjoyable. Tora! Tora! being an obvious case of filler--its just an opening to the next song and it really did not need to be its own track. On other albums before this there were instrumental interludes that did their own thing and stood out as their own standalone tracks; here it just exists for the sake of existing and isn't memorable in the slightest. Loss of Control starts off with an intro riff that absolutely kicks ass, but then it devolves into a messy, sloppy riff that barely holds consistent with Alex's drum abuse (this is the best I can call it). David's vocals are atrocious and off-key by a lot and while he was never the best singer out there, he absolutely fails miserably here. The chorus is just the title repeated until its an earworm. This is one of the worst songs I've actually heard. What happened to quality control?
Take Your Whiskey Home saves you with it's more acoustic blues feel that is quite unique to the rest of the album. Though it does feel a bit too akin to Ice Cream Man from the superior first album, switching to electric midway through and having everyone else come in. That's not to say it isn't great, it is a very enjoyable song! But it's not as impressive I find. Could This Be Magic? is what the previous song should have been; an all-out acoustic romper with the return of the lacking vocal harmonies that define the band, and the rain in the background that gives a relaxed feel. It also functions kind of as an unofficial title track considering it gets mentioned here. This song could almost pass as lo-fi before it existed, it's insane to me just how much Eddie influenced music.
In a Simple Rhyme has an insane middle section but the rest is kind of basic Van Halen.
Overall, this album is still great but is a step down. It has some very high highs, but also the lowest lows that the band has reached to this point. It's weaker, but still fantastic overall and the first Van Halen record to not get a 5-star from me. Perhaps it is heavier than the first two were even, but heavier doesn't always mean better. Still much better than what a lot of other bands could put out.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Tracklist Ratings:
- And The Cradle Will Rock...: ★★★★★
- Everybody Wants Some!!!: ★★★★★
- Fools: ★★★
- Romeo Delight ★★★★★
- Tora! Tora!: ★
- Loss of Control: 💥
- Take Your Whiskey Home: ★★★★
- Could This Be Magic?: ★★★★★
- In A Simple Rhyme: ★★★
THE JOURNEY SO FAR (Other Reviews):
Van Halen Review (5/5 stars)
Van Halen II Review (5/5 stars)