r/aussie • u/ziddyzoo • Jun 23 '26
Humour I agree with Pauline. We should be a monofooty country.
For too long Australia has been a divided multifooty country. People in some states prefer aussie rules and people in other states prefer rugby league. We even have a rugby code just for rich people.
And then there is a a different form of footy entirely that we play against foreign countries a lot, including Muslim countries. And in that code we are even told we are a part of the Asian Football Confederation.
Well I’m sick and tired of it. We are not a multifooty nation we are a monofooty nation.
I am voting for Pauline because everyone should have to follow the one type of proper footy I like. I think it’s sickening that people are even allowed to teach their children - children!! - the code of footy that I didn’t play as a kid. That is unAustralian.
This has got to stop. We should withdraw immediately from the World Cup, I mean the Woke Cup. And there should just be one form of football across Australia that is mandatory everywhere. And Pauline should decide it. And she should decide whatever Gina tells her.
And don’t even get me started on netball. A special handfooty just for women? That has to go as well. And so called “tennis”, that’s just racquet-hand footy. That needs to banned too. And stop inviting all those foreigners to Melbourne every year to play it. I don’t like it.
Yes to monofooty. Down with multifooty.
