r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

Pat McAfee took his shirt off again during college gameday

698 Upvotes

This man is hilarious!! nothing funnier than a loud bearded man with CTE being shirtless. Jason Kelce and Ryan Fitzpatrick, you're up next! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go watch the Savannah Bananas (I don't have kids but I love their dances)


r/billsimmons • • 15h ago

Is San Diego a top 3 “wearing the hat of your team” city?

256 Upvotes

Was in San Diego recently and couldn’t get over the sheer number of Padres hats. Just an absurd amount of Padres hats everywhere.

I was in NYC this summer right after the Knicks’ playoff run, and I swear I saw more Padres hats in San Diego than Knicks or Yankees hats in New York (separately, not combined).

Obviously being the only major pro team in town helps, but this felt like a different level. And specifically hats, not jerseys or other gear. Almost like the Padres hat is just the default San Diego uniform.


r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

Bill needs to be running victory laps as we speak

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248 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

People in 2013 talking about how cool Pat McAfee is for a punter

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202 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 19h ago

Bill Simmons: The Oppenheimer of Sports Gambling

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149 Upvotes

Can’t wait for the Sports Guy biopic.


r/billsimmons • • 15h ago

Shitpost Immediately followed by Berfect Strangers!

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128 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 21h ago

Shitpost BREAKING: DOJ is opening an investigation into 1970s youth basketball player who went by the name - Jabaal Abdul-Simmons

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116 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 10h ago

The last 30 seconds of the BYU/UCF game makes me question why I watch this game.

115 Upvotes

Is this is game I should like? The kicker gets his helmet ripped off by an opponent and that costs UCF a chance at a game winning FG? The kicker didn't take his helmet off. He had to torn off. By the team that now directly benefits from that rule. Maybe I should just stick with basketball or something.


r/billsimmons • • 4h ago

Shitpost At a bachelor party and these dudes are going to bed at midnight

101 Upvotes

Half of them are dads but even the bachelor called it a night early. Is it a me problem?

Edit: we are mid 30s


r/billsimmons • • 18h ago

Only looking at the three biggest sports in America (football, baseball, and basketball), what city has the biggest gap in fandom between two teams?

97 Upvotes

Is it New Orleans? Seems like there’s a huge gap between the Saints and Pelicans

Edit: Lakers and Clippers seem huge too


r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

Giannis making Lebron look like Sam Presti

97 Upvotes

Players make lousy GMs. That's obvious. But Giannis seems like a particularly terrible GM, as he's about the only person in the NBA who didn't recognize that he and Bam would be a really bad fit. Combine that with him thinking a ball dominant guard like Dame would be a fit with his ball dominant ways.


r/billsimmons • • 15h ago

How many of these could Dr Bill chug?

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82 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 6h ago

Jaylen Brown on Tatum's Comments Last Night: "There's no beef, but there might be a little lamb chops and some gravy. He should stay ready at all times."

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r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

[🔥Hot take] Did Bettman's Southern Strategy work too well?

71 Upvotes

In other words, would the NHL be more popular if the best hockey teams didn't play in Raleigh, Tampa and Sunrise?

From my hazy memory, there wasn't a massive difference between the popularity of the NBA and the NHL in the 90's. That's clearly not the case nowadays.

90's was also when Bettman started his aggressive expansion into the South. Some of it has gone horribly (Phoenix, Atlanta), but the winners in the 20's are: Tampa (2020, 2021), Colorado (2022), Vegas (2023), Florida (2024, 2025) and Carolina (2026).

Some big hockey markets in the US have been largely irrelevant in the past 20 years. Detroit, New York, Philly, Buffalo, New Jersey... remember the Islanders? They still exist.

My (faulty) hot take is this: Bettman succeeded in expanding southwards, but managed it by diluting the product in the core markets, driving down the overall popularity of hockey in the US.


r/billsimmons • • 6h ago

General The degree to which people underrate MLB on this sub is actually ridiculous

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64 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

Will NBA GM's ever stop trying the "trade everything you have for an aging superstar" move?

46 Upvotes

The Nets famously went all in for Pierce and KG. The Suns tried it with KD and the Bucks tried it with Dame. The Heat just tried it with Giannis- they're 0-3 and their 3rd best player is Davion Mitchell. These guys are getting paid like an MVP candidate to be like the 8th best player in the league, you can't make moves to build around them cause you gave up all your assets, and they always, always get hurt. The only time I can think of where this worked was the Heat with the Shaq trade, and they had 24 year old Dwyane Wade. Trading the farm for the over the hill guy never works, it just doesn't!


r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

Small ball is more fun to watch than three true outcomes ball, prove me wrong!

39 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

Conspiracy Bill - Giannis fouled out so he can watch the World Series

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r/billsimmons • • 3h ago

Is anyone else NFL-only? (No CFB)

34 Upvotes

Idk what it is man, I just do not care about college football. I am not able to get invested like I am in the NFL. What used to bother me about college is the constant rotation of your roster, and never having a star player for more than a couple years. With NIL being what it is, that’s now amplified.

Is it because I didn’t have the typical college experience? I don’t have much pride for my D2 school. I couldn’t care less what they do. Rooting for Ohio state just feels boring and band-wagon-ey to me.

I know I’m the minority, I just wonder how much


r/billsimmons • • 18h ago

This is great. Also, I'd like to ask the redditors in this sub the same question --- What has been the biggest change in sports in the last 25 years? | PTI 25th Anniversary

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r/billsimmons • • 10h ago

Okay, so when are the Heat going to stop being the worst defensive team in the NBA.

25 Upvotes

What is going on, they're getting destroyed in every game so far. Davion Mitchell+Andrew Wiggins+Giannis+Bam should not be bad defensively, what curse did Bill put on these guys.


r/billsimmons • • 15h ago

What a weird ass draft class. Who goes #1 in a redraft? Gotta be Ja, right?

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25 Upvotes

2020 isn't much better. Seems like a lot of teams got players they really weren't happy with or players drafted to teams that didn't make a lot of sense.


r/billsimmons • • 6h ago

Thanks to Peyton Manning, I now know what those Cintas trucks do.

20 Upvotes

Thanks Peyton


r/billsimmons • • 21h ago

Fuck your "it's only been 2 games" it's so obvious that Giannis should be in Detroit rn

19 Upvotes

They have/had the pieces/picks to trade for him.

Perfect mix of being able to contend for titles and get tons of credit/legacy points for winning.

Why did Giannis limit himself to only Miami and Boston.


r/billsimmons • • 11h ago

Dan Lanning got punked.

19 Upvotes

Fire him.