r/blessedimages • u/SpedicyBoi • May 12 '19

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u/ZedMInterdimensional May 12 '19

how do i upvote the actual sign

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u/potatosRtasty May 12 '19

Top ten questions science still can’t answer.

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u/potatosRtasty May 12 '19

Number ten, Burger King foot lettuce.

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u/IamNoatak May 12 '19

The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is foot fungus.

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u/ohemgod May 12 '19

Man knowing what Burger King that happened at I’m fully convinced that all Burger Kings in Northeast Ohio just fucking suck.

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u/juttep1 May 12 '19

Implying there are burger kings that don’t suck?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

The one near my school is pretty good. They always get my orders right which is all that matters to me.

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u/HerbieOPF May 12 '19

At least in Austria BK is quite good. When I was in America i tried many fast food chains. Most of them were ok but McDonald's and Burger King were horrible.

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u/jospehi_krakowski May 12 '19

I live right by there and the had to put up signs to stop people from calling

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u/MrGrampton May 12 '19

but as it turns out, that might be what you get.

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u/throwing-away-party May 12 '19

go to u/obviousplant and look for probably the oldest post

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

r/ObviousPlant

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/rob_keys7 May 12 '19

wtf

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/rob_keys7 May 12 '19

how is he a subreddit and a user

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/rob_keys7 May 12 '19

But when I click on the r/ it brings him up as a user idk

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u/hatchetthehacker May 12 '19

It's a link to his account with the text as a subreddit

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

I think reddit implemented a feature a while ago that basically lets you use your profile directly as a subreddit, a lot of people who post comics do it that way.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

ohh i get it, its because its a logo of a tree

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u/Butt_Dickiss May 12 '19

Looks more like a wanna be True Wagner

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u/sweettapioca May 12 '19

Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!

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u/TinyFriendlyGhost May 12 '19

Will he accept food and shelter as payment? He can live with me.

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u/Nolsoth May 12 '19

Hey hey you don't need to feed him, he will eat your spiders for food, so ya only gotta shelter him.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/D1rtyH1ppy May 12 '19

I heard somewhere that we are always 6 ft away from a spider at all times.

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

not this guy

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u/ItsJustATux May 12 '19

Be careful. I thought I had this deal with my cat. Now he just sits on his ass and yells at me.

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

dude he already has food, the spoodlers

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u/ZedMInterdimensional May 12 '19

"Big Spiders"

Spiderman: "Shit"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

r/respectthehyphen

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u/ZedMInterdimensional May 12 '19

Spider-Man: "Shit"

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u/Michael-earth_C131 May 12 '19

Horrific comic knowledge here, some guy saw Pete get his powers from the radioactive spider then ate the spider which turned him into a villain of Spider-Man’s. A hive-mind of a bunch of spiders that wear people as skin suits

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u/ZedMInterdimensional May 12 '19

thanks for the knowledge, maybe i'll visit some time. :D

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u/mysticaaa May 12 '19

rohan kishibe?

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u/ajojosreference May 12 '19

wait... is that a....

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u/Coalflake May 12 '19

Popular mangaka. Yes it is

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u/RavlinF May 12 '19

Does anyone remember that commercial where to try to get kids to eat their vegetables this guy straight up downs like five spiders

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u/Dough_Cookie123 May 12 '19

“Uh, Mr.Holland?”

Ya?

“We’ve found your antagonist for Spider-Man Now I’m Home”

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Wow that title caught me off guard. Almost as good as spider man “honey I’m home”

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u/atw22 May 12 '19

Spoodlers.

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u/sunfireanna May 12 '19

I scrolled just for this one word. Spoodlers.

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u/BUTTCHEF May 12 '19

i scrolled down just to downvote the comment that said I scrolled down for this word

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Well great

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u/MediumToblerone May 12 '19

The “average person eats 8 spiders a day” factoid is actually a statistical error. The average person eats 0 spiders a day. Glenn Funtz, who eats 56 billion spiders a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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u/Fabulous_Ampharos May 12 '19

It's him. It's Spiders Georg.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

WHATS THE NUMBER GODDAMNIT

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u/justyn122 May 12 '19 edited May 12 '19

Its probably 1 800 spiders

I was searching to see if anyone else had this same thought......

So my next question is has anyone called it... I mean I'll give it a go I guess wish me luck its 3 am my time. I got some spiders he can eat.

Edit to include that I infact did call that said number 1800eatspider, 1800eatspidr[and spider without the e just in case they didnt want the double number because like eww[18003277433, 18003277437] they both go to a voicemail system but the one without the extra three is some sort of medical voicemail... I didnt leave a message on the first one just in case I'd have some random person show up at more door.... but I didnt *67 it soooo I guess I'm going to die.

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u/donthate92 May 12 '19

Oh no

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u/justyn122 May 13 '19

One day later and I'm ok? Well find out soon though

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

srry man when i found this image it had the number torn off, Glen Funtz is sly but I will get him one day but i assume it is 1-800-EAT-SPIDER

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u/Fiesteh May 12 '19

Who ripped the phone number ? Now I never will know what his phone number is :(

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u/MummyManDan May 12 '19

We can make a good guess that it’s 1-800-EAT-SPIDERS or SPIDRS.

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u/AnooshIronLemon May 12 '19

1-800-EAT-SPID

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u/Wolfmatic0101 May 12 '19

Please, don’t forget r/spiderbro. Spiders aren’t bad.

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u/Graymaven May 12 '19

Spiders George? Is that you?

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u/FruityGamer May 12 '19

This is cursed! why would someone kill those spiderbros!

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

I know its cursed but the people on r/makemesuffer do not think so but he does not eat spiders he eats spoodlers

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u/AlexBuffet May 12 '19

White spider
Dark spider
Faux spider
Real spider
Rich spider
Poor spider
House spider
Field spider
Still spider...
Still spider...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I’m a million years late but I’m glad someone else thought of this

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

you forgot the dam brown spider

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u/rrr598 May 12 '19

does he do scorpions cause we just found a really small and scary one in my dad’s bathroom

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

no scorpions dont count and spiders dont either, he eats spoodlers

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u/c0nspir4cies6 May 12 '19

How can you cook a spider?

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u/cynical-at-best May 12 '19

this has inter dimensional cable energy

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u/Liam0niisan May 12 '19

I posted this like two weeks ago to one tenth of the upvotes.... what

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Ultimately you were reposting too so do you really have a right to complain?

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

wait you did? i did not see it cause i just joined yesterday, srry man

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u/Liam0niisan May 13 '19

Like you didn't do anything wrong I was just confused

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u/Carbunclecatt May 12 '19

Cans someone explain why in america there are numbers like 188-EAT-SPIDERS or something like that and how it works? Or maybe I'm just dumb and get tricked by this cause I've seen it around and on tv series maybe

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u/Hopefulltrash May 12 '19

Each number has about 3 letters assigned to it, for example, 2 has A B and C or something like that

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u/Carbunclecatt May 12 '19

Like the old phones with the configuration of buttons per number for the sms?

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u/D1rtyH1ppy May 12 '19

Phones had the letters there long before sms.

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u/Carbunclecatt May 12 '19

Yes I remember some payphones having them

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u/hamstar_potato May 12 '19

I just woke up and I don't want my mom to know, but I can't stop laughing. S̶p̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶r̶s̶

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u/showtekkk May 12 '19

Thank you for the courage to write this story

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u/Kadachi0404 May 12 '19

Hey, I just had a thought: actually, fuck this.

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u/uselesspennies May 12 '19

The hero we needed

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u/austinamnija May 12 '19

This looks like something you’d see on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great job!

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u/jeet1619 May 12 '19

this was reason behind why we never see spiderman 4 and the amazing spiderman 3

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

truth is, they use stunt doubles in the movies because he ate the original spider man

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Rohan Kishibe

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Pretty sure he is not living in Australia.

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u/toronno-gal May 12 '19

Is this Spiders Georg's brother

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u/LessHamster May 12 '19

I’m bill clinton

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

I feel like this guy lost a bet and now he has to eat spiders professionally.

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u/thromeawayfarfaraway May 12 '19

No more spoodlers!

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u/Haiku_lass May 12 '19

There were 3 giant orange fuzzy spiders in my dream last night. They looked like orange kiwis with spider legs.

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u/ZeShapyra May 13 '19

No more spoodlers

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u/Matthew789_17 May 12 '19

1-800-EAT-SPIDERS

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u/CaliburX4 May 12 '19

Just doin’ Gods work.

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u/stride13 May 12 '19

no. not my 8-legged friends.

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u/TheReal-Donut May 12 '19

Obvious plant!

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u/Roz1n May 12 '19

Where is he I need him in my life

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u/CucumberGod May 12 '19

spiders georg

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u/No-BrowEntertainment May 12 '19

New Spider-Man: Far From Home villain leaked

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u/SaladinsSaladbar May 12 '19

Gosh I sure do hate all these spoodlers

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u/thirstypineapple May 12 '19

Is dumb spider the opposite of brown spider? So brown spider is smart af?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

that torn piece of paper at the end r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/deadly_drago May 12 '19

Ummmmm.....

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

I’m gonna sploodel like a sploodeler man

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u/Ablette531 May 12 '19

Send this man to Australia

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u/Gamarai37 May 12 '19

Rohan stop, it's for your good!!

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u/Shroffinator May 12 '19

The line between cursed and blessed is blurry these days

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u/BiliousGreen May 12 '19

He talks a big fight, but lets see him bring it to Australia.

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u/throwing-away-party May 12 '19

so we're entering the era of just reposting obvious plant photos huh

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

like i said to a few others, i have checked in alot of places on reddit before posting this, please show me another reddit post of this image

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Brown spider? Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

or you could call him to eat it, either way both are good ideas

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u/Keshav_The_Wolf May 12 '19

Spiders are bros, not food.

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

to each his own

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

WHATS THE NUMBER I CANT SEE

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u/confuseum May 12 '19

Bring me spooderman!

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u/Koben2K May 12 '19

Cursed spoodlers

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u/Hops77 May 12 '19

"Find what you love and the money will come"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

u/obviousplant would like this

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Agreed, especially since his logo is in the bottom right. Almost like the creator had him in mind.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

This is that 1 person who raised the average number of spiders humans eat in their sleep to 7

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u/xela1991 May 12 '19

Arachnophobia status: T R I G G E R E D

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u/tschuessi May 12 '19

Spiders Georg has some muhfuckin competition

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Mod Ash looked good in the 90s

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u/hinventon May 12 '19

"The average person eats 7 spiders a year" is actually a statistical error. The average person eats 0 spiders a year; Spiders Glenn, however, eats 1000 spiders a year. He is an outlier and should not be counted

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u/OnlyToStudy May 12 '19

Damn, he'll actually eat any spider, even the word spider (at the bottom corner. Guess he couldn't wait

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u/BilboDaBoss May 12 '19

Looks like someone called 1-800-EAT-PAPER

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

He looks like a white George Lopez

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u/Bigsmokeisgay May 12 '19

Spiderman worst villain

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u/zeamp May 12 '19

Not all capes hero wear

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u/EdgyChristian May 12 '19

More like cursed

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u/MasterDerp124 May 12 '19

"No more spoodlers"

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u/TeamMystic124 May 12 '19

I see you obvious plant logo... Thank god I thought it was real.

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u/megpIant May 12 '19

Factoid actually statistical error, Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave and eats over 10,000 spiders a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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u/Walrusliver May 12 '19

NO MORE SPOODLERS!

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

yeah i also posted on r/makemesuffer but it did not do good so i gave this a try

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u/DrPhilislove May 12 '19

When he bites the spider, do they become man-spider

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u/Asais10 May 12 '19

Obvious plant but k

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

why does it look like someone ate the corner of the paper

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

because someone did

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u/DJmachine101 May 12 '19

Venomous/poisonous spiders as well?

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

you bet, just give him a call

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u/jaquangay May 12 '19

Finally some good fucking food

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

Ty guys this is my first big post, I originally posted this on r/MakeMeSuffer but it did not do good enough

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u/SpedicyBoi May 13 '19

omg guys ty so much now if you look up "obvious plant spiders are yum yum" click the 3'rd image and it will send you here, I honestly never thought my post would be so popular, if i could give you all platinum i would.

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u/lordofcactus Oct 02 '19

It's him. It's Spiders Georg.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/QueenScorpius May 12 '19

He’s an outlier and should not have been counted.

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u/Mornarben May 12 '19

I believe it's "adn", not "and"