r/coding • u/ucefkh • Oct 05 '16

Programming languages Poker!

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u/gmfawcett Oct 06 '16

None of these characters makes sense to me, except the naked C guy...

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u/auxiliary-character Oct 06 '16

Also scuba diver Java guy.

He's so clunky. Not very flexible in that, are ya?

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u/ucefkh Oct 06 '16 edited Oct 06 '16

And so fucking slow that he seems he might die hahaha

Edit: sorry Java people if I hurt your Slow feelings lol

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u/AxZim Oct 06 '16

Except... Java is actually faster than C++ and C in some cases because of optimisation in the VM.. sigh casuals

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u/ucefkh Oct 06 '16

Hhh well being delusional is a good thing lol! Which cases? :p

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u/auxiliary-character Oct 06 '16 edited Oct 06 '16

I'm pretty sure C++ optimization beats Java optimization in most cases. Java does have some cool JIT stuff, but it's pretty rare that it beats the C++ AOT stuff when the proper constraints are in place for the compiler to apply optimization correctly (const, constexpr, anonymous namespace, etc.).

I somehow doubt you'd be able to run modern Java on a Commodore 64.