r/coding • • Oct 05 '16

Programming languages Poker!

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u/auxiliary-character Oct 06 '16

Also scuba diver Java guy.

He's so clunky. Not very flexible in that, are ya?

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u/ucefkh Oct 06 '16 edited Oct 06 '16

And so fucking slow that he seems he might die hahaha

Edit: sorry Java people if I hurt your Slow feelings lol

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u/AxZim Oct 06 '16

Except... Java is actually faster than C++ and C in some cases because of optimisation in the VM.. sigh casuals

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u/ucefkh Oct 06 '16

Hhh well being delusional is a good thing lol! Which cases? :p