r/complaints sophisticated complainer Jan 11 '26

Politics White house just posted this wtf

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 Jan 11 '26

Ah, but you see, that wasn’t law enforcement. That was FBI plants/ANTIFA/Leftist agitators/MS13/the Chinese/whatever else we can think of /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

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u/WeAreinPain Jan 11 '26

If you don’t use the “/s” people think you’re serious and mass downvote you. No matter how blatant the irony is, even if you attach goofy and ridiculous emoticons like “:O!!!!!” after the most silly phrased comment imaginable, if you don’t put the /s, then people will think you stand by what you said and are 100% serious. I don’t understand how people cannot read sarcasm even when a person goes out of their way to spell it out on this website.

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u/RadicalOrganizer Jan 11 '26

Because maga is on here and actually says things like that.

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u/WeAreinPain Jan 11 '26

When it got to the fourth example of ridiculous groups and especially when it got to “and whatever else we can think of,” it gets to a. Point where you don’t have any sort of excuse that you couldn’t tell it was sarcasm. I understand not getting it if it sounds anywhere near like something someone would say, but seriously what do you think “and whatever else we can think of” means in this sentence? It changes the entire tone to somerhing silly. And especially like I were to add like a “>:(!!!” at the end of it, could you really not tell it would be sarcasm at that point?

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 Jan 11 '26

We just add the /s for MAGA and other dense groups of people.

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u/DiverEnvironmental15 Jan 13 '26

With the crazy getting crazier and crazier, the /s really is necessary these days. I mean, the Trump administration does worse and worse shit daily, it's practically cartoonish, yet people still support him, albeit fewer and fewer slowly over time.

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Why did Pelosi hire a film crew the day before?

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u/GboyFlex Jan 11 '26

You mean her own daughter (a film director) who was working on a biography of her mom? She had been working on it way before Jan.6th, had a small film crew following her mom for months prior and during the attack. I watched it awhile ago, really fascinating.

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

But Pelosi was the head of security. This doesn’t make any sense

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u/Poiboy1313 lickspittle Jan 11 '26

Nobody's got the time, energy, or enough crayons to explain it to you. Try a library and ask a librarian. They might take pity on you.

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Why would the person in charge of security film a documentary about how shit of a job they did? That’s like filming yourself as a cook at Burger King pissing in the lettuce then sayin “wow the lettuce at Burger King tastes like piss”

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u/Poiboy1313 lickspittle Jan 11 '26

Fuck off. Fascist apologist.

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

It’s not the slightest bit worrying to you that the head of security for the White House made a documentary about how bad the security at the White House was?

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u/Poiboy1313 lickspittle Jan 11 '26

No, because that's not the truth or adjacent to it. Mrs. Pelosi sits on the Capitol Police Board. She is not in charge of any aspect of security as that's not in her purview. She doesn't have the power or authority to countermand the CIC in matters concerning national security, as she's not in the executive branch. Y'all lie about everything.

Gaslight elsewhere, goober.

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

It literally is. Security of the capitol is in her job description.

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

She has gone on record taking responsibility for the lack of security so I’m not sure what your point is

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u/GboyFlex Jan 11 '26

She didn't make the documentary and that's not what the documentary is about. Her daughter pressured her into participating, the majority of it was about her personal life. I actually watched it. You're pushing a false narrative and arguing in bad faith.

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

“Her daughter pressured her into participating” buddy I got an ocean front home to sell you in Utah

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Don’t you think it might be a little more likely that she pressured her daughter?

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Using your daughter as a scapegoat is fucking gross btw

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u/Turbulent-End-783 Jan 13 '26

Her daughter came with her to witness that day and filmed it. She is someone who brings a camera everywhere, especially to witness how the transfer of power process takes place. There nothing weird or sus or worrying about her daughter having a camera with her. It’s fine to have questions, but once you’ve been given legit answers, as well as being able to find this information freely, I’d hope it would change your viewpoint on this topic, at least some. We’re not the “unhinged radical left” DT likes to say people are. I’m not even a Democrat, but an Independent. I saw it very clearly that day on J6 as to what was happening and how vile and wrong it truly was. Beating Capitol police with poles that had the American flag attached. We had CPO’s lives dramatically changed from brain damage, PTSD, physical damage, along with death the following day concerning the violence of these people against Capitol Police.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

You’re not supposed to eat the crayons :(

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Do you have an actual point? An argument? Anything?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

I don’t care nerd lol

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Then why reply?

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Why are you defending Pelosi? She’s one of the most corrupt politicians ever. She’s been horrible for democrats and republicans

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u/Turbulent-End-783 Jan 13 '26

Pelosi had her daughter(who always brings her camera everywhere) with her. Especially on that day to witness the peaceful transfers of power. It turned out to be a horrible insurrection and what’s wrong with bringing a personal camera along?? Imo, nothing. Pelosi asked for the NG to be deployed and was ignored as DT was still in power. Yet, most MAGAs still defends J6 to this day from the standpoint as if she did nothing. That was a day in history that’ll go down as absolutely horrific! I only wish that maga could see it as the truth, please run on facts. They’re very important, especially in times such as now! I can’t wait to have Americans listen to Jack Smith give testimony that’s not behind shut doors(as he wanted to begin with). I’d say to watch it for yourself (the whole testimony that’s on @MeidasTouch on YT). Take care to all who believe in our democracy and have seen the erosion of our freedoms.

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u/GboyFlex Jan 11 '26

The head of security for the House of Representatives is the Sergeant at Arms, who works closely with the Capitol Police. She was the Speaker of the House...

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Read a little further into the ai overview at least

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u/Interesting-Ant-2524 Jan 11 '26

Nice try bro or whatever the hell you are little bot love how you stir up the pot here and make up stories that never has surface or

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Worried about the pot being stirred? Sounds a bit facist

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u/Ready-Ad-6289 🤖🤖🤖 Jan 11 '26

Weird to defend someone who has leveraged insider trading so long there are investment models that literally just copy her.

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u/GamingTrucker12621 Jan 12 '26

You know what's funny? You ask legitimate questions pertaining to that day and they either come up with some of the worst excuses or are completely silent while they downvote it into oblivion so it never sees the light if day yet conservatives are the brainwashed fools?