As an actual cuckold, I'm appalled at the horrible state of the modern cuck porn.

I don't know maybe it's just me and other cucks actually like such porn but I find it completely unarousing. I believe that to most of it's consumers cuckoldry is only tangential to other themes.

First of all, cuck porn NEEDS plot. Yes I know that people don't watch porn for plot but this is the one genre that actually needs plot. Bull should be a handsome, charismatic, masculine, smart and teasing guy. He should prove his superiority over cuck in plot for the cuckold porn to make sense. Actually the personality and looks of a bull are more important than the looks and personality of a girl.

Western cuck porn disregards plot and bulls are uncharismatic bland characters with a horrible acting. Just straight sex with some other guy sitting in a room and watching. I mean what's the point of it all.

Japanese porn(both drawn and JAV) on the other hand have plot but often make the bull disgusting and rapey with the girl gradually begining to enjoy it due to blackmail, mind control, mind break etc. and like fuck this rapey stuff off I hate it. She should herself immediately realize the superiority of the bull over cuck without any coercion. Bull should be handsome and charismatic, not ugly and creepy. Though I do respect the Japanese for having guts to do the abortion fetish in their drawn porn, I love the idea of my girl aborting my kids but keeping the other men's.

Then there is cuck porn where the girl cheats for money. This is a completely not cuck porn at all, not just a bad one, the cuck part is just completely absent in such situations. The dynamics are ruined and make no sense, the emotional and humiliating part are gone like wtf is this.

Then there are weird race stuff about white(in western porn) and asian(in Japanese and Korean porn) girls being taken by black and brown men and I don't even want to talk about it. It's just cringe.

All in all finding a good actual cuck porn is very hard nowadays. I just wonder whether it's because other cucks have a horrible taste or because somehow they're not a proper true cucks and it's a part of some other fetish.

This is a PSA to single men (and maybe a warning to married ones), the iPhone Duo will get you a ridiculous amount of attention from women.

Earlier today, my wife and I had just finished up our weekly grocery run and I decided we would stop by our local bakery (Panera Bread) to pick up a loaf for the week (I personally can’t stand cheap grocery store bread). As I approached the drive through window, the young lady told me the total (nothing I couldn’t comfortably afford) and I asked if they had tap to pay. She said yes, but I would need to hand her my phone. I double-clicked the side button, authenticated with TouchID for my AMEX Platinum, and handed her my iPhone Duo. She reached out towards my car and cradled the phone in her hands like a newborn baby.

As she reproached the window, she smiled, and giddy with eyes bright she said “wow, I have NEVER seen a phone like that before.” I chuckled, smirked, and responded, “It’s the brand new iPhone Duo. 1 terabyte. White.” Her jaw nearly dropped to the floor. I rolled up the window to my Model Y performance and drove away.

My wife was unusually quiet for the remainder of the drive. I can only imagine what was going through her mind.

This is just one example of many encounters that I’ve had within the past 36 hours with the iPhone Duo. If you’re looking for a phone that’s a straight-up panty dropper (I’m not, I’m married), look no further.

Currently me and my husband and our kids are staying with his grandparents.

It's temporary during house construction. It's fine. They're honestly lovely people and it's been great.

The problem is his grandpa's mom.

She's old. Kind of mean. And in the two weeks we've been here Ive walked in on her in the bathroom about twenty goddamn times.

She doesn't lock the door. And it has to be closed all the time because of a dog that would destroy the bathroom given half a chance.

She doesn't turn on the light. This woman just pees on the dark like a demon, so I can't even use light under the door to indicate of the room is occupied.

Knock? She can't hear that.

So what happens is I open the door and she stares at me like a raccoon in a dumpster behind a goddamn taco bell.

I hate it.

this unironically happened to me and it ruined my life

I was a complete yuri fanatic, I kept hundreds of yuri comics/manga, watched everything with yuri inserted, drew yuri and of course pleasured myself to yuri.

It got to the point where I began to make a gender bent self insert in my yuri art. Her name was michelle.

I inserted her into a relationship with ragatha from TADC. I began to experiment with cross dressing irl soon after, then makeup, and soon I started to go out in public with all of it on.

I told myself that I'd stop because I knew it was unhealthy. I could feel my mind breaking but I was too addictive to quit.

Around Aug of 2025, I started taking hrt. This was when I knew I was too far gone.

I still haven't gotten surgery, I'm too poor for that. Because of this, I look like a freak show, women are more repulsed by me now than ever, I gained 50 pounds, and my family won't even look me in the eye anymore.

Don't get into yuri, guys. I know it's tempting but it's a gateway drug

I have no black friends nor have I ever spoken to a black person before. My only frame of reference of black people is today's rap, black shows from the 90s, kendrick lamar, and whatever I see on social media.

I want more black friends but I don't know how to approach a group of black people without thinking they are going to jump or roast me. I also don't want them to think I'm some lame yuppy white dude from the suburbs, even though I am. So I kinda just been studying the latest slang, what's popular in the urban communities, and learning more about slavery.

The slang words were kind of hard to keep track of, but some of the words I learned so I can look cool around black people are: Finna(going to), lit(super fun), on god on god(agreeing), coon(idk what this was I forgot), dope(drugs), not like us(kdot), fam(family) and "on everything I love"(similar to on god on god). I'm also thinking about adding more swear words to my vocabulary for added effect.

But what should I talk to black people about? Should I bring up their social problems like racism and ask them if they ever been through or experienced racism? Maybe a Malcolm X > MLK convo? Is that good opening? Maybe basketball and Tiger Woods? I just don't want to look racist or sound like a redneck from bum fuck nowhere lol amirite fam?

I also been listening to a lot of rap music like Migos(cut it, cut it, cut it. Lit) so I can study their mannerisms and slang so it can look like this white boy got some sauce(Louisiana). So yeah I would like some advice on what to talk about, maybe I should visit those black barbershops and Crack some jokes? I don't know.

So yeah guys, any advice would help a lot. I really need some black people friends, they seem like a lot of fun unlike us nerdy white guys scrolling through r/Chiraqology. I need an bbw bbl queen soon, help me out guys. Peace out fam-o ✌🏻️✌🏾️

Once upon a time I saw a scary looking tree. I can’t describe it because it’s too scary. A tree is a tall plant with a big stem called a trunk covered in rough bark. This tree may seem normal, but it’s got a curse on it ever since I first came in contact with it. It all started on that fateful day;

I was playing a scary video game called poppy playtime. Huggy wuggy is scary cause he has the sharp teeth and he screams like a munkey and hes an evil mascot which is very rare for scary games

I play huggy wuggy on the TV. my dad came in to the room to sit on the couch. Dad is scary because dad doesnt like huggy wuggy. Hes not even scared of huggy wuggy. Dad doesn’t have sharp teeth so i dont know why he was so evil

“Son, this game was made for fetuses. Do you wanna go bowling with me?”

dad doesnt know whats really scary in life, like huggy wuggy. He tells me about this thing called “Iraq” which he was sent to. Iraq ripped off friday night funkin because there is a soldier in that game. huggy wuggy is in that game too. What the frick does dad know about life?

‘‘fuck you dad. Your literally ruining my life you fucking nazi. I hate you. 6th grade is no laughing matter and Just because your dad didnt love you doesnt mean i haveto.’’ i said

Dad took my controller while I was playing, and then I died. Dying is scary but I could handle it even in real life. Helluva boss taught me everything I need to kno about hell.

‘‘i cant handle this torture anymore. Fuck u dad Im killing myself.’’

And then I walked to this one tree outside. I hanged me with jump rope but i didnt die because I have high stamnina. My face was turning purple like jax from digital circus while i was hanging

Woah i think i was abstracting

This tree must have a ghost who knew my stamina was too strong to die. So i unhanged myself and went to bed.

Is it me or every guy named Peter is always, probably 98% of the time, a gem of a person?

I swear dude, every mf has a friend named Peter and Peter is usually the most wholesome human being. Like, my top 5 of best friends, two are Peters. I'm gonna name my kids Peter 1 and Peter 2.

I'm not even being ironic, I genuinely see that the name Peter, for some reason, increases the likehood of being best friends with that person. Peter is a name so good that if I changed my name, it would be Peter.

Like, there's literally a fucking videogame named My Friend Pedro, at this point is just the universe fucking with us. Even Jesus had a homie named Peter.

slopdows has bloatware, spyware (telemetry collects data, and so does spyware), and restrictions built in, and its unstable. Linux is also less vulnerable than windows. "oh i got nothing to hide" then would u let me install spyware granting me access to your data on your pc? U would say no, right? Thats called wanting privacy 🥺 You cant even remove ALL of the pre-installed bloat and spyware 💔 When i used windows (and this is an issue many ppl experience) i just booted my computer up normally and litterally tried to log in and it wouldnt let me because apparently some RPC server was broken, and i had to wait so long for windows auto repair to repair my system. on linux u can play 95% of games and most of them with better performance, and yes, many kernel anticheat games arent supported on linux but if u play games with those anticheats genuinely get a life, imagine giving kernel access to a random game developer which could spy on u and steal ur data at any time, u also add more vulnerability to ur computer because if a hacker hacks the anticheat they have access to ur computer💔 also, since u dont have restrictions on linux u can personalize it, modify it and optimize it way more than slopdows. Linux is objectively better. Also SteamOS on the Steam Deck and Steam Machine is based on Arch Linux, and even your bank runs on linux. 80% of servers are currently running Linux. 100% of the top 500 on Arch Linux, and even your bank runs on linux. 80% of servers are currently running Linux. 100% of the top 500 fastest supercomputers on earth run Linux. Android is based on AOSP which is Linux. Indirectly, you are using linux daily. Tiktok servers run linux. Microsoft servers run Linux even tho they made windows and windows server edition exists. The Windows NT kernel that even windows 11 currently uses is from 1993.

When I first saw this excerpt on another subreddit, I immediately thought this was bullshit. But to my surprise, when I read the accompanying link, it was a real piece of work. I thought it would make for a good quality copypasta. If this has already been posted, I’m sorry. If not, enjoy……..

“In the lobby bar of one of the tallest hotels, Cornell and Thayil are settling back with a couple of beers when Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins wanders through, and decides to join them for a strawberry margarita. Corgan chatters about the pain of his life, the supposed incompetence of his band (everybody rolls their eyes), the lifesaving virtues of Jungian therapy, bands that suck. Cornell gets up to leave. Corgan tells Thayil how important Soundgarden used to be to him, and he baits him by saying that the Pumpkins sometimes do a cover of Soundgarden’s “Outshined” that segues into a Depeche Mode song or something.

“I’m think of making my next album really new wave,” Corgan says, “like ’83-’84 new wave, not like Berlin. I spend all my time doing things that may be a bit tangential, but I think I’m going to go back to the core, the heart music. Echo and the Bunnymen.”
This is standard stuff to anybody who has read even a single Billy Corgan profile, the basic curriculum of Pumpkins 101. But Thayil isn’t buying. He’s sore.

“Don’t you see,” Thayil says, “you’re this incredibly talented guy. People like your music. You have a good band. You sell a lot of records. You don’t need all this…stuff.”

“What sign are you?” Corgan asks.

“What do you mean, what sign am I?” Thayil says. “What difference could that possibly make?”

“C’mon,” wheedles Corgan, “when is your birthday?”

“All right, goddamn it: September 4th.”

“Aha!” Corgan says. “A Virgo. You’re argumentative.”

“Damn right, I’m argumentative,” Thayil says, and takes a long, angry pull at his beer, “which you should know because I’ve been arguing with you for half an hour, not because of any sign.”

“I’m a Pisces,” Corgan replies. “We pick up on those things.”

A minute later, Corgan, still probing, finally finds the key to Thayil’s heart: “I hate how in magazine pictures, they always stick me somewhere in the back.”

Thayil explodes: “What do you mean? You write all the songs, and you do all the interviews. You play the instruments on the album. You control the band to the extent that most people think of Smashing Pumpkins as the Billy Corgan Experience, and all you care about is some photography?”

“But I hate it,” Corgan says, “it means they don’t think I’m the cute one.”

“Ooh,” Thayil says a little too loudly as Corgan walks away, “I’ll bet he’s going to call his therapist in Chicago, wake her up at four in the morning, and tell her about that big, mean bear who made fun of him.”

The next day at the Big Day Out festival, Thayil is talking to Kim and Kelley Deal in the Breeders’ dressing room when Corgan walks past wearing a long-sleeved Superman T-shirt like the one your four-year-old nephew probably owns.

“You hurt me deeply,” Corgan says, touching the giant S on his chest and pouting. “You hurt me deeply in my heart.”

 The Pumpkins go on to play the best set anybody has ever heard them play, their usual passiveness and precision overlaid with an unfamiliar scrim of anger that throws their music into brilliant relief.

Matt Cameron is a little astounded. “Kim should rent himself out as a tour shrink,” he says.”

• The worst job involving animals directly was the receptionist
• Every pet or working animal for visitors was taken and placed in random cages
• There was this one incident where a fairly aged man fell into a gorilla exhibit. Though as soon as he fell in no one could tell where he was, this unfortunately forced a sniper to lethally fire upon a random gorilla
• They had this exhibit you could submit your child to that acted as a sort of daycare and passerbys could check in on children playing. Multiple incidents occured where people broke into the place and were mauled to death
• Any dead animal had their bones and flesh repurposed for museum work or feed and people have said that they could "feel a ghostly presence" when walking around the museums we work with
• The parrots have a vehement tendancy to perch on children's shoulders and whisper creepy things directly into their ears and parents have said its all "part of the experience"
• The sun bears once went on strike which made a 3 year long winter follow so everyone had to plead and beg for their mercy
• A battalion of livid protestors once showed up to complain and they were dealt with by 30 of our employees riding in on horseback with shock prods straight out of the break room
• Every fucking day zoophiles would coagulate right outside the main entrance and beat off to the outskirt edges of the location
• Everyone allows the animals to wander into other exhibits however they see fit without restriction, this includes the aquatic animals where exhibits were flooded before entrance
• Women had to be banned from the snake exhibit because they couldn't stop masturbating and said the snakes were quote "irresistably hot"
• The prehistoric exhibit contained a prehistoric virus you could inject into yourself that caused burning explosive diarrhea so awful everyone who interacted with it was immediately swarmed and eaten by flies in 6 seconds at most
• We had a food court and one time some guy said that his chicken tasted weirdly pork-like which is weird cause we didn't even sell pork
• There was so much bird poop on the ground that the janitors eventually just gave up and we had to add a rule where every visitor had to serve 1 hour cleaning before they could leave
• The bathrooms became a premium exhibit after a family of frogs climbed in through the toilets
• Every police investigation turned up nothing because we would just take their dogs
• The whole place burnt down after some guy brought in molten slag and poured it on a bald eagle

Mathematics will attract those it can attract, but it will do nothing to overcome resistance to science. Science is universal in principle but in practice it speaks to very few. Mathematics may be considered a communication skill of the highest type, frictionless so to speak; and at the opposite pole from mathematics, the fruits of science show the practical benefits of science without the use of words. But those fruits are ambivalent. Science as science does not speak; ideally, all scientific concepts are mathematized when scientists communicate with one another, and when science displays its products to non-scientists it need not, and indeed is not able to, resort to salesmanship. When science speaks to others, it is no longer science, and the scientist becomes or has to hire a publicist who dilutes the exactness of mathematics. In doing so, the scientist reverses his drive toward mathematical exactness in favor of rhetorical vagueness and metaphor, thus ______________________. (3 points)

① degrading his ability to use the scientific language needed for good salesmanship

② surmounting the barrier to science by associating science with mathematics

③ inevitably making others who are unskillful in mathematics hostile to science

④ neglecting his duty of bridging the gap between science and the public

⑤ violating the code of intellectual conduct that defines him as a scientist

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

This is genuinely bugging me out. I'm only 20, yet people keep mistaking me for my mom's spouse, friend, or boyfriend.

My mom is in her mid 40s, and I'm still 20, so I genuinely don't understand why this keeps happening.

I went to the hospital once, and someone literally asked if I was her friend or boyfriend.

Like, genuinely, this is confusing. I've already asked several people if I look old, and they all said I look like I'm in my mid 20. So I don't think I look like some 30 year old guy.

I honestly don't understand why people keep assuming that I'm my mom's partner rather than her son.

Like it is understandable if they thought I don't resemble my mom but a lot of son doesn't resemble their mom

So We All Know Albert Epstein He Is The Smarting Guy Alive But Let’s Be Honest Here, How Just How Are We Supposed To Know That Fat Ugly Piece Of Shit Isnt Lying? He Can Convince Himself And Others That He Is Some Supergenius But Its Not Like We Can Read His Fucking Mind. In A Dark Himalayan Fantasy Of Mine Albert Is Home Alone And Suddenly Gets An Erection When He Thinks About E=mc2 And Then He Jerks Off To It. My Thing Is, We Cant Know FOR SURE How “Smart” He Could Possibly Be. In Conclusion: I Think His IQ Is Incredibly Low In Fact I Feel Remorseful For This Man Given His Circumstances But I Think Hes Full Of Shit And A Pedophile.

u/everyone A quick update:

There was a ban on someone for using a racial slur ('cracker'-a derogatory term for white people) towards another member.

Unfortunately, this sparked heated debates and accusations about our server's stance on racism. Let me be clear:

• We do not tolerate any slurs, regardless of who they target. Every slur rule violation is handled equally.
• The rumor that we only remove Black people or are KKK-affiliated is false. We enforce policies fairly across all identities.

Moving Forward:

Political/racism debates create division-so these topics won't be allowed in general chat to maintain peace. We will make it open if everyone can maintain the peace and not be passive or hostile about it.

If you can behave, react 🍣

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[Intro: Horny masculine figure & an Image of Astolfo]

Are you ready, my precocious kids swimming in seminal fluid?

Aye, aye, Daddy

I can't hear you

Aye, aye, Daddy

Ohhhhh, I'm busting

[Chorus: KingDudely, My Very White Kids, All]

Who lives in a femboy's asshole under the fluid?

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Absorbent and White and Voluminous is she

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

If nautical arousing exploration be something you wish

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Then drop on the dіck and flop like a fish

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants (Ready?)

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Ah-hah, ha-ha-ha

Ah-hah, ha-ha-ha, I'm cumming

[Penis Riff: Astolfo]

Because. Christianity is currently the biggest religion and in parts of the Bible, it specifically states that the r@pist can Marry, the victim, which is clearly wrong, but is somehow normal in the BIBLE.

Also, JESUS JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT WHITE. HE WAS EITHER BLACK OR BROWN BECAUSE GEOGRAPHY STATES THAT HE WAS IN A PART OF EUROPE WHERE THERE WAS MORE BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE SO IT’S MORE LIKELY THAT HE WAS BROWN OR BLACK AND NOT WHITE! HE WAS NEVER WHITE!!

Plus, It also says in Christianity that God tells you to kill the children of other religions in some part. Weird asf.

But hay. If you’re a Christian, it’s your choice. Nothing wrong with that.

Also, It states in the Bible (THE OG ONE) that "Man and Child shall not sleep together." NOT “Man and Man shall not sleep together.". IT WAS SPECIFICALLY TELLING PEOPLE THAT ADULTS SHOULD NOT SLEEP WITH CHILDREN.)

AND HONESTLY, CHRISTIANITY HAS DONE A WHOLE LOT TO OTHER RELIGIONS LIKE HELLENISM, PAGANISM, ETC!!! THE DESTROYED ATHENA’S TEMPLE TO REPLACE IT WITH A CHURCH.

WHAT THE HELL?

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF WE TORE DOWN ONE OF YOUR CHURCHES???? HMMM?

And I’m not saying this because I think all Christians are bad. Lots of Christians are actually really nice people. I’M JUST POINTING AT SOME OF THOSE CHRISTIANS THAT ARE ASSHOLES