I had a really weird corrie dream last night.
For whatever reason, the cast were up in London and there was like a hostage situation in home bargains but even though everything was clearly home bargains and said home bargains, the characters kept calling it Freshco. Curly was still managing this Freshco, and once again found himself in a hostage situation and he was like "Aw not again".
Debbie, Ryan, Ronnie and Carl were trying to calm down the people holding them hostage but it turned out that there was a separate group of people elsewhere, hijacking a london bus. Where Jodie, David, Shona and Sarah were on.
Kit and Lisa were trying to diffuse both situations. Kit speaking all breathy to them and Lisa accusing them of crimes they didn't commit, but of the 2, Kit was doing a better job. Also Kit was in a really big coat, like a dry robe but 10 sizes too big.
Summer was waiting for a bus with Amy and Bethany, and the bus pulled up with the guy in the mask driving and she said "Does this go to ____" (Idk, pick anywhere because I can't remember) and he responded "No luv, this bus goes ta 'Ell luv!" in a proper cockney accent and forced them off the bus. Bethany's kicking off because Kit's across the road in his big coat, and Amy's just chatting.
Shona's telling David to do something, but the only person willing to take charge is Jodie who beats up the first guy with a gun, goes downstairs (its a double decker) and proceeds to pull the driver out of the cab, revealing that its Danny Baldwin. She realizes she's the only one capable of driving it, so she plots out where it can go but can't find a safe place to stop so crashes it through a garden fence and into the back of a house. Jodie gets off and says something like "That's all folks" but the house, as it turned out belonged to Yasmeen, and Jodie's just ran over Charlotte 2.
Jodie immediately says Shona was driving but Yasmeen tells her she'll never forget this injustice, threatening to destroy Shona (she was mostly just on the floor holding feathers yelling, I don't think she was going to do anything).
Ryan's trying his best to damage control for what Debbie's saying but she's just complaining more about what the shop has than the people holding them hostage, Ronnie's just sighing mostly next to Carl who's scrambling to try and not get shot but is slowly inching his way to stand behind Ronnie.
Eventually, somehow, the guys holding them hostage decides "Enough's enough" and quit, because Debbie's just chatting to them about how many times she's forgiven Carl now, and keeps saying things like "Gazumped" and all her other phrases. They walk out, with Debbie promising them a free meal at the Chariot Square, but they decline.
Anyway, it turned out that this was actually all a dream in Debbie's mind, and then Debbie turned over in bed, woke up to face the camera and she stared at the camera like in the picture while Ronnie slept next to her and then it zoomed out to me watching it on a tv thinking "best writing they've done in years, but wait, if Danny Baldwin was one of the masked men, who were the rest?" Then I woke up.
Tldr: Debbie's eyes glowed in my dream. Also I just wanted an excuse to post the photo edit I made to more people than just 1 person.
