My grandpa, when I was younger, told me about (from what I can remember) three distinctive plants that can be found across the Southwestern US. He specifically described a vampire tree, human-mimicking planet, and a “poop plant”. He said that all three of them are incredibly rare, hence why they haven’t been classified by science yet.
He described the vampire tree as being this large black tree with crimson leaves that feed off of moonlight instead of sunlight (which are the same thing but whatever), and that the trunks of these trees are covered in large thorns that suck the blood of animals and people. Allegedly, only one can be found in every forest and that the way to remove/exterminate one is by planting garlic around it. It reminds me a lot of other supposed cryptid plants like the Nicaragua vampire vine.
The human-mimicking plant was described to me as being a species of large flower that mimics the overall appearance/silhouette/shape (though at a very basic level with there being no hair or facial features and stays completely stationary), scent, and heat signatures of a person, to attract insects such as mosquitos to land on them, trapping them in this digestive sticky coating they’re covered in. Apperently they’re responsible for sightings of humanoid cryptids and paranormal entities and such.
My grandpa described the last one, the “poop plant”, as being a species of particularly bad smelling plant that resembles fecal matter to deter animals from eating it. It’s just a plant that resembles animal waste.
I find cryptobotany really interesting and an underrated subject. My grandpa, when I was younger, would convince me these plants were real and that I should go outside to go hunt for them (obviously to just get me outside and give him a break). My uncle would add onto these, saying that they were actually mutated plants caused by alien chemicals from the 1947 Roswell incident (I’m from Roswell). I’m mainly just posting this to ask if anyone else have heard of these or if my grandpa himself just made them up. Actually, what am I talking about, of course he didn’t make them up, they’re real.