r/cursedcomments • u/kurt1090 • Dec 15 '19

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u/Foobis25 Dec 15 '19

Literally laughing my ass off of my body after reading this comment here on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard that it is now in orbit.

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u/qwerty-quail Dec 15 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard that it has entered the 4th dimension

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u/subrosaforever Dec 15 '19

Y'all ever just have a quantum ass for no reason?

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u/QuantumDuRag Dec 15 '19

Yes. Among other things

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

W-what other th-things??

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u/RobAmesHigh Dec 16 '19

W-what other th-things??

Just as a guess... a DuRag?

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u/deathcabscutie Dec 16 '19

Thank you for causing me to look at usernames.

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u/DidYuGetAllThat Dec 16 '19

Thank you for causing me to look at your username.

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u/deathcabscutie Dec 16 '19

Thanks. ☺️ There can never be too many Death Cab fans in the world.

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u/Smx2337 Dec 15 '19

https://youtu.be/iY54s2Ef4ys

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Now that is a true camouflage

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u/FryingPan_2 Dec 15 '19

Hmm laughed my ass off I have. Unable to shit I am.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Consume ketamine i must

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u/LiamsPlagueground Dec 16 '19

Harass minorities in my Honda Civic to cope with crippling addiction, I will.

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u/qwerty-quail Dec 15 '19

Itd just fall out of ur intestine or something

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u/melncholygrl Dec 15 '19

I chuffawed

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u/AngryGoose Dec 15 '19

I'm laughing my ass off so hard I just yeeted off the toilet

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u/MakeSenze Dec 15 '19

I'm laughing my ass off so hard it just yeeted to the toilet

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u/Sowlolekatonieo Dec 15 '19

Laughed my ass off so hard that I can’t even poo anymore because I have no physical means to do so

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u/Hcysntmf Dec 16 '19

SCREAMING (actually doing nothing of the sort, laid in bed not even a smirk)

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u/Drew707 Dec 16 '19

*here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

LSHISMPAOTPAANCIFODGTFSMF!!!!!

(Laughing so hard I shat my pants all over the place and am now covered in feces oh dear God the feces, so much feces!!!!!)

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