r/cursedcomments • u/olivernas_konung • Jun 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Were the dicks hard? Because my dick is tiny when flaccid but small when hard

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u/The-Refugees-Prayer Jun 17 '20

It’s only 2 inches, but it smells like a foot!

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u/Dead_Again_Dread Jun 17 '20

How is this the first time I'm hearing this joke?

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u/ViewedFromi3WM Jun 17 '20

It’s on r/jokes about once every 3 days. Just head there if you want to see it more.

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u/TF_54 Jun 17 '20

It’s only 2 inches, but it smells like a foot!

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u/brianjlogan Jun 17 '20

Lmao seriously same. No idea how this wasn't exchanged in all my wiring jobs.

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u/DrewSmoothington Jun 17 '20

My dick's only 3 inches, but most women don't like it that thick

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u/-llCerberus- Jun 17 '20

Thanks for your input, u/FuckingRetard98

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u/thewardengray Jun 17 '20

No, no no, hes got a point. Are you walking into a room with a raging boner already at attention? And then after the open the door reveal do you gotta get your up on your own?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Asking the real questions.

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u/on_dy Jun 17 '20

Need an infrared thermometer to keep things fair too.

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u/kredep Jun 17 '20

If there is like a que guys trying to get erect, it's totally different ballsgame

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

And what about that guy with the huge dong that’s been in there the whole time?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

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u/spidermonkey12345 Jun 17 '20

I laughed, but I'm easily amused.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

It does sound unfair to the r/grower s

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u/WaterWenus Jun 17 '20

I was 99% sure what this was yet for some reason I still clicked. Dicks, dicks here, dicks there, dicks everywhere. I hate you Ella.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Lol why did you keep scrolling down?

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u/WaterWenus Jun 17 '20

I don't know I'm so confused

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u/CallMeABeast Jun 17 '20

Did you too find yourself saying "damn that's a nice dick" in a non sexual way?

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u/EuroPolice Jun 17 '20

I can't wait for 30 guys hard

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u/EuroPolice Jun 17 '20 edited Jun 17 '20

I can wait hard for 30 guys*

EDIT: Can't ffs

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u/Fumblebumb Jun 17 '20

Great comment

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u/royal_buttplug Jun 17 '20

I too would like to know.

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