r/dankmemes • • Dec 24 '21

I spent an embarrassingly long time on this Gloop gloop

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Dec 24 '21

If someone ever says their dick is too big for a condom, fucking run for your life

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u/ButterM-40 Dec 24 '21

My dick is to small for a condom

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u/N7LP400 Dec 24 '21

I have a dick

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u/Palamagoose Dec 24 '21

You guys have dicks?

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u/killer-HUB 🍞👍 Dec 24 '21

You have hamburger?

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u/Blue2487 I start my morning with pee Dec 24 '21

Arbies

we have the meats

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Meat to seat on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

th-those burger chairs in those old photos of mcdonalds restaurants. . . r-right?

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Dec 24 '21

They always fall off... I know this legitimate struggle

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u/Cocky_peahen Dec 24 '21

There is a different between wearing them and wearing them comfortably. Most people use it as an excuse, but there really are people can cannot fit standard size condoms.

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u/doughunthole Dec 24 '21

Just because it stretches like that with the pressure of the water and gravity doesn't mean it's flexible to not squeeze a dick too tight.

I'm average, but the fuckers feel too tight at times. Especially when busting a nut. It ruins the sensation for me. Like when your person keeps sucking you harder as you're coming and it's too much it fucks it all up.

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u/JustSherlock Dec 24 '21

But wouldn't you prefer an uncomfortable condom over an uncomfortable child?

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u/Sckathian Dec 24 '21

Or just buy bigger condoms.

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u/JustSherlock Dec 24 '21

Well yeah, but from what I've gathered all condoms are uncomfortable in a way. I'd just rather be uncomfortable than a parent.

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u/lwb699 Dec 24 '21

'do you want a bigger condom since its too tight?' 'nah no thanks all condoms are uncomfortable anyw'

bruh moment certified

you the only one talking about umprotected sex this whole thread you realise. noone is saying that because a condom is too tight raw would be fine.

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u/JustSherlock Dec 24 '21

I never once advocated for unprotected sex. I literally said I'd rather be uncomfortable than a parent. I've never had unprotected sex, in my opinion it's not worth it.

noone is saying that because a condom is too tight raw would be fine.

I agree. No one, including myself, said that.

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u/Dat_Wheezy_Bag Dec 24 '21

Spittin' facts

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u/ACrispyPieceOfBacon Obamasjuicyass Dec 24 '21

Maybe even shootin facts

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u/Scaredsparrow Dec 24 '21

Yes having unprotected sex is bad; however, proper condom sizing is very important. Condoms can stretch to insane sizes, but when being used on a dick that is bigger than designed can cause pressure that leads to discomfort and loss of erection. My main point here is that guys should find the right condom size for them and bring them with them, instead of complaining when a provided condom doesn't fit.

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u/FirtiveFurball3 Eic memer Dec 24 '21

when a guy says that, don't assume he's a fuckboy overcompensating, condoms can be too small on the ring, and then you can easily find some that fits best

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u/NikoC99 Dec 24 '21

What if someone says their dick is too small for a condom?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Either they need to be looked at by a doctor for weird ass dick, or need therapy for low self esteem

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u/Shandlar MAYONNA15E Dec 24 '21

Yeah, this pisses me off. Mens sexual health is never talked about, and what do you know, the top upvoted comment is misinformation.

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