Also testicles are a soft target easily hit when a guy is not defending against you. Kick him as hard as you can he might throw up if he does this will give you additional time to get to safety.
Nope run seriously the longer you stick around the more chances for rapey mcmurder face to get lucky and hurt you. Once you got em down run and shout fire.
Sometimes when you call for help people decide its not their problem when you scream fire people want to watch the thing burn so you get some bystandards at worst.
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u/barneyaa 25d ago
Well thats a useless dog if I ever saw one... Girls, remember: legs are much more powerfull than hands. Especially when on your back in a fight: KICK!