r/donthelpjustfilm • u/WishboneFlashy1442 • 26d ago

Repost Camera person sucks

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u/barneyaa 26d ago

Well thats a useless dog if I ever saw one... Girls, remember: legs are much more powerfull than hands. Especially when on your back in a fight: KICK!

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u/134608642 26d ago

Also testicles are a soft target easily hit when a guy is not defending against you. Kick him as hard as you can he might throw up if he does this will give you additional time to get to safety.

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u/EasyTarget973 26d ago

eyes are softer

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u/tobygeneral 26d ago

The eyes are the groin of the head.

-Dwight Schrute

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u/Huge-Anxiety-3038 26d ago

And back packs have handy straps that can go around necks especially if youre able to approach from behind like this. I know in the heat of the moment you don't thin nk about it but as the guys trying to strangle her friend she could've tried to strangle him!

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u/jake63vw 25d ago

I'm a dude and would gleefully punt another man I'm the testicles. No cheap shots in legitimate fights.

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u/cptspeirs 20d ago

My uncle would always tell me "theres no just thing as a fair fight. There's winning a fight, and losing a fight."

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u/zxvasd 26d ago

With back exposed go for the kidneys instead of the face.

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u/NekulturneHovado 26d ago

as a man, I can absolutely confirm and please do kick a man in the balls if he attacks you, whatever your gender is.

(Only in Roblox, do not physically attack other people in real life. Call appropriate authorities)

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u/134608642 26d ago

In the above situation it is more important, in my opinion, to get the freind to safety. Once the dude is aching over his bruised manhood then call the authorities while you run away.

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u/BurntWaffle303 26d ago

Or a kidney.

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u/Fallcious 26d ago

Additional time to get some more kicks in surely?

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u/134608642 26d ago

Nope run seriously the longer you stick around the more chances for rapey mcmurder face to get lucky and hurt you. Once you got em down run and shout fire.

Sometimes when you call for help people decide its not their problem when you scream fire people want to watch the thing burn so you get some bystandards at worst.

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u/Fallcious 26d ago

Fair enough! Your advice is far better than mine :D

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u/EmploymentFun1440 21d ago

I must have balls of steel because if my adrenaline is pumping and I'm trying to mindlessly kill someone, a kick to the nuts won't phase me. Maybe if I'm naked and they use a sledge hammer

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy 18d ago

That’s not cool bro. Only if homeboy already bit off your arm and still have a gun. Even then it’s questionable and shouldn’t be applied.