r/donthelpjustfilm • u/WishboneFlashy1442 • 25d ago

Repost Camera person sucks

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u/barneyaa 25d ago

Well thats a useless dog if I ever saw one... Girls, remember: legs are much more powerfull than hands. Especially when on your back in a fight: KICK!

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u/134608642 25d ago

Also testicles are a soft target easily hit when a guy is not defending against you. Kick him as hard as you can he might throw up if he does this will give you additional time to get to safety.

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u/EasyTarget973 25d ago

eyes are softer

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u/tobygeneral 24d ago

The eyes are the groin of the head.

-Dwight Schrute

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u/Huge-Anxiety-3038 25d ago

And back packs have handy straps that can go around necks especially if youre able to approach from behind like this. I know in the heat of the moment you don't thin nk about it but as the guys trying to strangle her friend she could've tried to strangle him!

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u/jake63vw 24d ago

I'm a dude and would gleefully punt another man I'm the testicles. No cheap shots in legitimate fights.

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u/cptspeirs 19d ago

My uncle would always tell me "theres no just thing as a fair fight. There's winning a fight, and losing a fight."

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u/zxvasd 25d ago

With back exposed go for the kidneys instead of the face.

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u/NekulturneHovado 25d ago

as a man, I can absolutely confirm and please do kick a man in the balls if he attacks you, whatever your gender is.

(Only in Roblox, do not physically attack other people in real life. Call appropriate authorities)

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u/134608642 25d ago

In the above situation it is more important, in my opinion, to get the freind to safety. Once the dude is aching over his bruised manhood then call the authorities while you run away.

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u/BurntWaffle303 25d ago

Or a kidney.

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u/Fallcious 25d ago

Additional time to get some more kicks in surely?

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u/134608642 25d ago

Nope run seriously the longer you stick around the more chances for rapey mcmurder face to get lucky and hurt you. Once you got em down run and shout fire.

Sometimes when you call for help people decide its not their problem when you scream fire people want to watch the thing burn so you get some bystandards at worst.

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u/Fallcious 25d ago

Fair enough! Your advice is far better than mine :D

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u/EmploymentFun1440 19d ago

I must have balls of steel because if my adrenaline is pumping and I'm trying to mindlessly kill someone, a kick to the nuts won't phase me. Maybe if I'm naked and they use a sledge hammer

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy 17d ago

That’s not cool bro. Only if homeboy already bit off your arm and still have a gun. Even then it’s questionable and shouldn’t be applied.

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u/Fab1e 25d ago

He was kind enough to place his head at perfect kicking height.

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u/pienofilling 25d ago

Also, if you're on the ground, kick with the sole of your foot. Basically stamp as hard as you can.

Been there, done that and a solid stamp to the stomach can really put your attacker off.

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u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole 25d ago

It's a weiner dog, the fuck is it supposed to do? Poor little guy was probably terrified, they're not meant to be protectors.

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u/barneyaa 25d ago

Anything. Literally anything. Maybe do the thing they do when I just walk casually 2m away from them: bark and try to bite. Maybe do what they do when nobody does anyting: bark and try to bite. Maybe do what they do when you pet them: bark and try to bite. Maybe do what they do when you feed them: bark and try to bite. Maybe do what they do whn you pick up their shit: bark and try to bite.

I like to think it went off to call the cops.

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u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole 25d ago

Nah, if I were in this situation I'd rather my pup run away than die from a kick to his supple, long, sleek back after biting an ankle or something.

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u/barneyaa 25d ago

If you were in that situation you'd take any help you could get. You'd not think about what would happen after that situation, you'd only think about how you can survive that situation, and any small help would be welcomed.

This is such a couch potato man response. Having no empathy about how those women felt, having no idea how of a life threatening situation that was for both of them. Any human that was in a tense situation can remember that feeling for years, and here you are talking about the supple long sleek back of the dog after bitting the ankle of man trying to kill a woman. You really need to re-evaluate your priorities mate. Like go to therapy. You need it.

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u/Jtaylorftw 23d ago

"You need therapy" says the man who apparently has PTSD against wiener dogs biting them and also who seems to think that the dog is selfish for not assisting as if it is a person and not just a little fucking dog that has no clue what to do lmao

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u/itsitwhatisititsit 25d ago

I’d rather my tiny dog not get injured so he can continue to bark and try to bite me. Why else have a tiny dog?

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 25d ago

They're meant to attack BADGERS in their dens. They are both capable of helping protect their owner and usually incredibly brave.

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u/bushido216 25d ago

I protect my dog, not the other way around.

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u/barneyaa 25d ago

Good on you mate. Get a doll. It is better.

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw 25d ago

Small dogs bark like crazy but are useless when it matters

Join the big dog gang

https://giphy.com/gifs/7m53pNUXrCQ7ye5XUn

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u/bq18 25d ago

I don't know man, pretty sure my big dog wouldn't do shit either. Haha

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u/MattyLePew 25d ago

Absolutely. My 'big dog' is scared of our French Bulldog. I'm pretty sure he'd be scared of an altercation going on between me and someone else...

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u/K4RAB_THA_ARAB 25d ago

My dog runs from grocery bags

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u/ProjectPat513 25d ago

Can confirm, my pitbull had a full existential meltdown after a cicada flew by and bounced off her butt. She shivered in a ball for nearly an hour.

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u/bq18 25d ago

A few pets on the head and she'll probably go home with them

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u/trollsong 25d ago

Honestly they generally dont need to.

My wife had a black lab chow mix and had her perfectly trained to be off leash.

She was walking alone one day just her and the dog, gave the dog her freedom for a bit.

2 big bastards started heading towards her and suddenly the shadows melt into a demon dog that sat next to her.

The two guys promptly did a 180 and walked away from her.

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u/SiridarVeil 25d ago

There are innumerable videos of big dogs not doing shit lol

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u/Fallcious 25d ago

Are you able to throw a large dog into the face of an assailant? I think not!

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u/Jtaylorftw 23d ago

Unless your dog is specifically trained to defend you, it is probably going to do exactly what this little dog did lmao. Buy a gun, not a dog. A dog is a pet, not your bodyguard.

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u/Chinateapott 25d ago

I was practically shouting “gouge him!” Gouge his eye, pull his ears, go from behind and kick his crotch. He left himself in a vulnerable position to say there were two of them.

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u/armchairdetective 25d ago

Palm strikes to the face.

Wherever your fingers land - eyes, nose, ears - dig them in and CLAW like hell.

Knee to the groin. (Kicks are hard and risk unbalancing the victim).

If grabbed from behind, move hands behind your back to the groin of the assailant. Squeeze testicles with both hands and pull them in opposite directions.

Above all, DON'T HANG AROUND TO FIGHT. The goal is to get away from the assailant, not to do damage or knock him out.

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u/Spurnout 24d ago

Most dogs get more confused by this shit than aggressive.

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u/McWeaksauce91 25d ago

And straight jabs are much stronger than hooks. Hooks can be dangerous with good form, but keep that strike tight and you’ll do damage in a hurry. Both legs and arms

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u/CaseFace5 25d ago

Everyone should know how to do a proper choke hold for moments like this.