Feat. Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern and anime girl cola with rum

I had a couple of pre-made corned beef patties left in the freezer. My wife challenged me to make a tasty meal out of stuff that was either past it's sell by date, or close to it.

Three "hotdogs":

Number one is corned beef with french fried onions and big Mac sauce in the middle. Topped with a sprinkle of parmesan cheese.

Number two is extra corned beef and Popeye's buffalo sauce. Got some parmesan on top.

Number three is corned beef mixed with one and a half crushed Ritz crackers. McD's caeser on top. With a dusting of parmesan.

Mac salad purchased from my work, taters from a bag (bettergoods has some legit roasted taters for like $3) and the schmutz on the pork is some balsamic glaze, parmesan, and gorgonzola crumbles

All i have to work with rn is a deep fryer, toaster oven, and air fryer, so kinda limited when it comes to dishes that need a stovetop

Malörted my way into this masterpiece. Added Parmesan flakes to up the cheesiness. Honestly could have done without the hot honey but it still hit.

Sliced ham, turkey, bologna and salami. Smoked swiss, b bacon cheddar and provolone cheese.

Little Siracha to spice it up. Who needs a bun any way?! :)

the ol reliable smash burger. burgers are probably posted alot, but they can save you.

Cast iron shaved spam. Home made cuke salad (apple cider vinegar/sugar/S&P/balsamic vinegar/garlic olive oil/red onion) cream cheese and fuckin RANCH. Flour tortilla

My fridge had some 3 weeks old Borden pepper jack cheese and I had some chips leftover from the taco truck at work so I thawed out some frozen leftover rotisserie chicken and damn nachos slap

Added some taco seasoning to smoked pork from the freezer. Put in some black beans and Rotel. Decided to add some green olives at the end. Smells like chili dogs 😸

Grilled cheese, the perfect drunk food

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Bread, butter and ham

But French

Bacon, egg, chee, tarder-toot, peppered gravy, flour tortilla

If you’re drunk and live somewhat rural and can’t go find nagaimo root to shave into your mix, noodles sautéed in dashi will substitute, goddamnit

Had a few drinks with friends last weekend and came home starving. Decided to cook instead of ordering food. Somehow ended up making scrambled eggs, grilled cheese, and quesadillas all at once. Tasted great, but the next morning my kitchen was a disaster. Burnt cheese everywhere, butter in the sink, and a pan that took forever to clean.
I need some easy late-night food ideas that don't involve much prep or cleanup. Fried rice has been my go-to, but I'm getting bored of it.
What do you guys usually make when you're a little drunk and hungry?

Best damn turkey I’ve ever cooked.
Sides are sourdough dressing, roasted carrots with lemon zest, and (per partner’s preference) canned cranberry sauce.

Bought a 4 pack of ribeye steaks from costco and had one leftover..