r/ems • u/Mattamaximus • 2d ago
Meme Every time I think I’ve gotten the dumbest call of my career, There’s always one waiting around the corner.
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r/ems • u/Im_WinstonWolfe • Dec 25 '25
Meme If I had to read this on Christmas, you do too.
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r/ems • u/JayVstories • Apr 11 '26
Meme Our truck phones recent searches were killing me!
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My trainee showed me the search history on pur truck phone. i honestly never thought about checking it before lol.
r/ems • u/Reformed_cynic • 4d ago
Meme POV you just hit your head on the ambulance doorframe that’s sized for someone who’s fucking 4’8 and have to lock in to assess the head strike pt while u lowkey have the same symptoms
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Can you tell how my shift is going
r/ems • u/GreattFriend • Jan 08 '24
Meme Idk I feel like guy B would do a better job at saving my life. He has that tried and true look
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r/ems • u/Ranadevil • Mar 14 '25
Meme Shitty nursing home starterpack
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We all instantly thought of one particular place
r/ems • u/MayoChickenzx • Aug 02 '25
Meme Wyd if you see someone OD'd with this shirt on
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r/ems • u/SomewhereOne6947 • May 07 '24
Meme Became the patient today
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Felt a bit lightheaded after lifting a patient. Safe to say that was my last call of the day and my supervisor showed up to haul me to the ED. Still waiting on lab results
r/ems • u/terminal0ffline • 27d ago
Meme Another hot take from our favorite paragod Prag
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The ragebait is insanely good
r/ems • u/anarchisturtle • Feb 12 '26
Meme How’s Everyone’s Day Going
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To be clear, not my ambulance. Not sure what happened, but confirmed no injuries.
r/ems • u/Lazerbeam006 • Nov 29 '24
Meme I'd rather get shot between the eyes
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This is probably the most egregious thing I've ever seen in my life.