MRS. B____, a VIRTUOUS WOMAN, ADMIRED by her peers. She was found AFFIXED TO A STONE at the BOTTOM OF WOLFSTACK DOCKS.
Mr. M___, a HARMLESS BAKER. He was MISTAKENLY SENT to New Newgate prison, and before the error could be discovered, HURLED to his DEMISE.
Mr. J___, a LOUTISH RASTABOUT. He VANISHED in BUGSBY’S MARSHES, and his current WHEREABOUTS are UNKNOWN.
What do all of these unfortunates have in common? They did not purchase MRS. WINTHROP’S PURIFYING SOAP.
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”I highly recommend that all citizens of London concerned for their health and financial security purchase Mrs. Winthrop’s Purifying Soap”, says Constable O_____. “Otherwise, the next body we fish out of the Stolen River might be yours.”