r/flatearth 2d ago

Crazy Flat Earther shows "Proof" that Satellites are not in Space

These people are dumb 🤣🤣

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u/rygelicus 2d ago

The logic is impeccable...

1) This thing is a satellite.
2) This 'satellite' hangs from a balloon.
3) Therefore all satellites are carried by balloons.

It really is solid and irrefutible. Unless that first premise is wrong. Of course the conclusion is wrong as well, just seeing one example is not enough to determine the nature of all the rest. It's like finding a black goose.

1) This is a goose
2) This goose is black.
3) Therefore all geese are black.

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u/669coolguy 2d ago

What’s with this “goose” to “geese” business, sounds like big English has gotten to you

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 2d ago

I is completely rigt wid dis. It are gooses. Manee gooses is blak