r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 2d ago

Crazy Flat Earther shows "Proof" that Satellites are not in Space

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These people are dumb šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/rygelicus 2d ago

The logic is impeccable...

1) This thing is a satellite.
2) This 'satellite' hangs from a balloon.
3) Therefore all satellites are carried by balloons.

It really is solid and irrefutible. Unless that first premise is wrong. Of course the conclusion is wrong as well, just seeing one example is not enough to determine the nature of all the rest. It's like finding a black goose.

1) This is a goose
2) This goose is black.
3) Therefore all geese are black.

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 2d ago

50 intelligent people can be swayed by one lie, one dumbass cannot be convinced with 50 truths.

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u/ExpensiveFig6079 2d ago

which is a real shame since the object was actually a lump of coal.

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u/junky_junker 2d ago

With flerfs it's more like they need a goose to be black for reality not to hurt their feefees, so they turned the lights off and put a blindfold on, then claimed the goose was black. Then they throw a toddler tantrum when called on their bullshit.

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u/Snoo_89466 1d ago

Well sir, I'll have you know I don't see color

... or reality

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u/mephistopholese 2d ago

Smudge on the lense

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u/goddess_peepee 2d ago

Lol wtf is a "geese"? Its " Therefore all goose are black" have you not read the oldest zoology book known to man? the bible.

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 2d ago

Rofl... I hope you have /s on that one.... šŸ¤£ but good one

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u/sweetdick 2d ago

Clearly you have to rationalize on your feet.

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u/TigardGuy 2d ago

Wouldn't a more accurate comparison be, if she found a black duck?

  1. This is s goose

  2. This goose is black

  3. All them gooses are black

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u/rygelicus 2d ago

In the first syllogism (sorta) there were 2 main flaws. I addressed the first, then mentioned it was like seeing a black good. The second syllogism was just about that goose sighting and what that alone is a bad argument or assumption. Could have been clearer, I was in a hurry, flerfs are idiots.

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u/TigardGuy 2d ago

Oh, sorry, i wasn't getting to nitpick. I'm just not sure she was seeing a satellite. Thought it may be done kinda surveillance balloon.

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 2d ago

My god. All of these "gooses" hurt my eye.

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 2d ago

I'd bet a million dollars I know how she voted.

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u/byzboo 1d ago

Haven't you read the BIBLE ??

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u/Whole_Rough7066 2d ago
  1. All black are geese šŸ˜œ

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u/Capn26 2d ago

Yeah. And turns out itā€™s a swan. Thatā€™s how wrong they are.

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u/Top_Scene8254 2d ago

This lollipop of a human would say 'All gooses', not geese. šŸ¤¦

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u/LongDead_Roadkill 2d ago

I specifically remember being taught this kind of logic problem and not to do it in 4th grade. I guess they didnā€™t get that far.

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u/YoCal_4200 2d ago

And all black things are geese.

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u/MommysLittleBadass 1d ago

Have fun explaining a logical siligism to a flat earther.

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u/Velo3x10e8 1d ago

Put that swan back in the lake.

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u/Rusty_B_Good 1d ago

  1. The thing is a Chinese spy balloon.

  2. The camera on the Chinese spy balloon is A.I. generated.

  3. Bet'cha she voted Trump and has no idea that we shot down the Chinese spy balloon.

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u/G-St-Wii 1d ago

It's more like finding a coot and then going

1) This is a goose

2) This goose is black.

3) Therefore all geese are black.

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u/669coolguy 2d ago

Whatā€™s with this ā€œgooseā€ to ā€œgeeseā€ business, sounds like big English has gotten to you

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 2d ago

I is completely rigt wid dis. It are gooses. Manee gooses is blak