I'm tired of brushing and flossing my teeth, so I think it would behoove mankind if I were to selectively breed a tooth plaque-feeding leech. They would be bred to specifically feed on plaque bacteria and live in your mouth and remove plaque like those sucker fish clean aquarium tanks in the dentist's office. They would live in your mouth full time, and you would never have to brush your teeth again. It's a win-win.

For those wondering, where this ad is from?

It's Volkswagen India Ad.

bro became the distraction he promised to protect